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  • Soul Stealing Sneezes

    By VampireApple • Updated: 10 Nov 2010 • Published: 10 Nov 2010 • 1,667 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Hermione G., Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    The Slytherins are convinced Hermione is going to take over the world. She decides that's not such a bad idea. Crackfic.

  • Chloroform

    By VampireApple • Updated: 18 Oct 2009 • Published: 18 Oct 2009 • 1,046 words • 0 followers • Romance • Lily Evans P., James P. • Rating: K • Completed

    She stood over her unconscious captive and smiled. She had finally gotten James Potter. Complete. JL

  • Knock Knock

    By VampireApple • Updated: 4 Jun 2008 • Published: 4 Jun 2008 • 162 words • 0 followers • Humor • Lucius M. • Rating: K • Completed

    “Knock knock.” “Who is it?” Voldemort’s atypical approach at killing muggles. Complete. No pairings.

  • Those Bloody Book Obsessed Buggers

    By VampireApple • Updated: 16 Jun 2007 • Published: 16 Jun 2007 • 354 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • Completed

    Every single day at lest ten Harry Potter fans would run head long into a brick wall. No Paiting. Complete.

  • Beat Treatment

    By VampireApple • Updated: 22 Oct 2006 • Published: 8 Oct 2006 • 2 Chapters • 1,951 words • 0 followers • Humor • Vernon D. • Rating: K • Completed

    Why Harry's uncle quit smoking. Lots of Vernon Bashing.

  • Assembly

    By VampireApple • Updated: 7 Mar 2006 • Published: 20 Feb 2006 • 3 Chapters • 1,962 words • 0 followers • Humor • [James P. + Lily Evans P.], Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: K • Completed

    Four mischief makers play a prank, get caught, get annoyed and get revenge. Slight JL. AUish. Flames welcome. Now complete

  • Return From Death and Killer Cloth

    By VampireApple • Updated: 23 Dec 2005 • Published: 23 Dec 2005 • 754 words • 0 followers • Humor • James P., Sirius B. • Rating: K • Completed

    "Sirius, you are going to be killed by a piece of cloth," James Potter said in a ghostly voice. No pairs. Complete.

  • An Emerald Ring

    By VampireApple • Updated: 17 Dec 2005 • Published: 17 Dec 2005 • 2,272 words • 0 followers • Romance/Mystery • [James P. + Lily Evans P.] • Rating: K • Completed

    James and his two friends have just moved to a new town in England. There, he meets a nice girl named Lily. AU. JL. Complete.

  • Muggle Jail

    By VampireApple • Updated: 6 Sep 2005 • Published: 6 Sep 2005 • 1,220 words • 0 followers • Humor • James P., Sirius B. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    James and Siruis get to see first hand what it's like in a muggle jail. Marauders era. No pairings. Complete.