"Like, dude, I'm pretty sure I loved you then too," he says. "Weak," Mello says, voice drawling like he wants Matt to go on. A story for when your best friend runs away and you should probably get going.

"Black-and-white zigzags coat the laminate floors Light skids on, streaks of binary moralities slipping from his vision when he glances below. The faster he runs, the louder L's screams get." Light and Kira and the Black Lodge. Twin Peaks AU, but no knowledge of the show necessary.

"Make sure Beyond doesn't set the house on fire," L tells Mello before they cart him off to murder children. Hunger Games AU. L/Light

L is a criminal profiler. Light eats people. Sometimes, they have breakfast together. Hannibal AU.