Draco Malfoy is a wanted criminal, charged for crimes committed during the war. Ginny Weasley is the Auror in charge of bringing him to justice when he finally returns to England. Little does she know how much Malfoy has changed in the four years he's been away. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

It was like a fairy tale. Except the "sleeping beauty" was a pasty-arsed git, and all his saviour wanted was enough money to silence the whines of her inner pragmatist. Neither believed it was true love.

Neither one of them wanted to be travelling together on the open road, but he was trying to be charitable and she was trying not to throw him out of the moving car.

They call it the Devastation.

With fairly shocking results... (Seriously: pink-haired babies?) A DG crack!fic.

Because it was wrong for her, it couldn't have been more right.

It's said that the albatross used to be an omen of fortune, until some idiot killed one simply because he could. Ginny could certainly use all the luck she can get when she's hired to find a missing Draco Malfoy. However, like the innocent albatross shot down with a crossbow, her luck would swiftly run out when she goes missing herself.

When Ron's hairbrush went missing one day, Ginny never suspected the loss would lead to a whirlpool of mystery, intrigue, danger, and romance. But once Draco Malfoy gets involved, there's no telling how a story will end...

When a case of workplace sexual harassment leaves Ginny in a truly desperate state, the natural thing to do is to convince Draco Malfoy to pretend to be her boyfriend. Naturally.

It is 1946, and Grindelwald is in Nurmengard. However, Ginny finds the war might not be over just yet. Historical AU.

In which Snape is a git with zero patience and toad brains in need of pickling.

Draco Malfoy wasn't her friend—not even her frenemy—but even if he was a bona fide snob and had called her flat-chested, he was still her team mate. That counted for something in her books.

Unemployed and desperate for a job Ginny doesn't expect much from the course she's sent on by the JobCentre...broomstick chases and maid outfits certainly never crossed her mind.

It was only a matter of time before Draco Malfoy's favorite people watching pastime escalated into something more. A chance meeting pushes him to take his people watching on the road.

Private Detective Ginny Weasley makes her living from investigating affairs, but on this case, only one thing is clear: there's more to Draco Malfoy than meets the eye.

Ginny isn't sure how this happened. How did she go from being the star chaser of the Gryffindor Quidditch team to a Muggle prostitute? All she does know is that going home is not an option. Which is exactly why Draco Malfoy turning up out of the blue is unacceptable.

In which Ginny Weasley is a hermit, Draco Malfoy is stalked, and a charity calendar acts as an unlikely cupid.

It's a reckless, dangerous choice. But she's too tired of hiding to care about the consequences.

Ginny will do anything to find her One, but Draco Malfoy has other ideas.

There once was a garden gnome named Porridge... A DG crack!ficlet. Written by writerdragonfly for The DG Forum.