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  • What Happens in the President of the New United States' Bed

    Cochise wastes an inordinate amount of time in Tom Mason's bed.

  • The Price of Childhood

    Ben needs to clear his head after arguing with Hal over Matt's gun use. Hal's not finished with him yet.

  • That Time Cochise Slapped the President of the New United States

    Cochise misunderstands the role of the butt slap in North American culture, but Tom is willing to straighten things out. Ben is probably traumatized for life by the whole thing.

  • The Anniversary of the Birth of an Intimate Comrade

    Cochise brings Tom a special gift for his birthday.

  • Waylaid at the Airport

    Sam and John try commercial flying, like real people do.

  • The Grenade

    Sam is going to kill Daniel for introducing Vala to the concept of mistletoe.

  • Shawn Spencer, Interior Designer

    The one where Shawn redecorates the Psych office to be festive, or something.

  • The Second Best Thing

    Gus wakes up one afternoon to find himself wrapped up tight.

  • Reunite

    Shawn and Gus after Shawn gets shot in S04E09: Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark. (drabble)

  • Cathartic Colonels

    Kind of awkwardly towards the end of Enemy at the Gate, depending on how you wanna look at the timeline. Sam and John reunite after the attack on Earth.

  • You and I (Playing Along)

    Someone won't let Kurt say no to going to the dance with him, so Kurt blurts out that he's dating someone. He ropes Scott into playing along.

  • Okay Days

    Hank manages to drag Charles into town for a day out, when it starts to rain. They manage anyway.

  • Snowed In

    Ororo, Kurt, and Piotr are 'trapped' in a blizzard.

  • Science Camp

    A three sentence fic based off an au list on tumblr. "parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program au"

  • Remind Yourself This is How it's Going to Be

    Sam and Artie are two people waiting for their other halves to show up and decide to date each other to help them pass the time. It's simple and it's easy, until it isn't.

  • The Experiment

    Sam and Artie wake up in a spaceship and the aliens demand they have sex. As alien loving boyfriends, they readily agree. Written for the free space on my trope bingo card- Fuck or Die.

  • Bittersweet

    Written for the DS9 Tumblr Zine prompt "Fix it." The way "The Begotten" was handled (and the whole Odo/Mora relationship, for that matter) has never set particularly well with me, and this fic explores that in a different way.

  • New Experiences

    Now that Odo has been forced into solid form by his people and he's trying out new sensory experiences, the next logical step seems to be losing his virginity.

  • A Small, Furry Creature

    Julian brings a small creature home to Odo and Garak and wants to keep it as a pet.

  • Pokepower

    Artie invites Sam over to play Pokemon and as always, things get interesting. This was inspired by a little ooc-ish chatzy thingy I accidentally did with tumblr user Sabrinaharveys