The fuckery of Lyra and James, two idiots who can't agree on how their thrust into the wizarding world should be handled. Double SI, lighthearted wish fulfillment, not to be taken too seriously. Co-written with darienqmk.

The way to Valinor is lost. Men and Dwarves and Elves despair in their decaying world as an old evil arises. And then there's Lily, a source of magic unlike any before seen in Middle-earth. And Sauron knows it. [fem!Harry, canon divergence 200 years before LOTR, no Fellowship/Quest, little to no romance, powerful magic, a focus on rebuilding Middle-earth]

A fire burns deep within Iris Potter, and such things must be tempered — even if it's with Albus Dumbledore's idea of education and guidance. After a disastrous end to a school year, the two find themselves entangled with old enemies and eldritch magic, time travel and determined destiny, and that which should have perhaps been left well alone. Morally gray fem!Harry.

A few comedic one shots of a gangster-esque Dumbledore dealing with Harry's bullshit.

She's been called many things — sarcastic, inquisitive, often unapologetically so; quick-witted and resilient, and almost hopelessly reckless; young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. Iris Potter doesn't do normal, and her fourth year at Hogwarts is evidence enough. Two tasks so far. Abandoned for a major rewrite — look to the Ivy Potter story/stories on my profile.

A collection of incomplete stories, ideas/outlines, rough drafts, first chapters, and similar things that I haven't had the motivation to continue. If you've any ideas, suggestions, or wishes for a story here to be written out, feel free to tell me. None of these are up for adoption unless it specifically says so in the author's notes of the specific story/chapter.