"I lived among otters for a month. River and I, we had this big fight..."

The Doctor has a gift for River...

The Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory play a little baseball, in their own inimitable style...

River and the Doctor are having snowcones on the beach.

Sometimes they just took a time out from their hectic lives...

The Doctor is turning blue, bright, sapphire blue. River desperately struggles to stop the infection. But the Doctor isn't cooperating. In fact, he seems to be enjoying it...

River Song was the most beautiful woman the Doctor had ever seen, but he loved her best when she was ugly. In the mornings, with bad hair...

The Doctor is annoyed by River's high heels...

How did the Doctor end up with Vastra, Jenny, and Strax after he lost the Ponds and River?

He should have known not to challenge her to a game of laser tag...

Sometimes he just couldn't stop looking at her...

The Doctor's desperate, he turns to his oldest friend for help, Sarah Jane Smith... ("How do you make French toast?")

The Doctor and River have this habit...

River is a master of martial arts, but the Doctor too has many skills...

River Song meets Wilfred Mott. (Mentions of Donna and 10th/11th Doctor.)

River has arrived in the middle of the night, Rory walks in on a most unexpected scene.

River and the Doctor are dancing at a Victorian ball, being scandalous.

River is teaching the clumsy Doctor how to surfboard...

This was inspired by the Disney movie Aladdin, which made me realize the Doctor would love a fez and a flying carpet.

"River, I AM your mother!" (Movie night at the Ponds.)