Peach and Bowser are waiting for Mario to show up. Bowser figures that the least he could do is show the Princess some hospitality and maybe confess some of his feelings along the way. But Peach, being Peach, is being extremely difficult, refusing to accept it and simply waits for Mario to save her.
In which bureaucracy gets explained, deconstructed and reconstructed, dogs play the stereotypical "loyal pet" role, evil scientists who dress like pharmacists turn out to be more than they appear to be and platypuses remain an enigma. Rated T for language, exaggerated depictions of bureaucracies, parodies of Phineas and Ferb fanfiction, alcohol/sexual/drug references, dark humor.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has always been a lie, a cruel joke played by the Professors to disguise the reform school for juvenile delinquents. As the students cope with reality, try to murder Ron for making the houses lose points and grow closer, a group of Azkaban Dementors join the staff and try to the best of their all powerful abilities to fit in.
Meg was working at her new job at the ice cream store when two drifters walked in. What started with simple indecision on what ice cream to buy turned into a friendship that lasted a lifetime and a story of family, romance and choice that asks big questions in the most simplest of terms.
Arbiter arrives to his home planet to begin his Presidency of the Covenant only to face assassination attempts and the threat of a civil war. Meanwhile the Master Chief remains drifting in space as Cortana slowly beings her rampancy as they nervously wait for rescue, the hope and promise of home dwindling by the minutes. All seems to be lost.
Bilbo was just a simple burglar tasked with a relatively easy task- retrieve the Arkenstone. When Smaug gives it up willingly, a second unexpected journey begins as he and Gandalf go to find the remaining dragon-kind as they evade a vengeful and bloodthirsty Thorin. Meanwhile the One Ring is finally destroyed, leaving a tribe of Orcs to an uncertain future.
Ghorbash the Iron Hand, Scouts-Many-Marshes, Odahviing and Hadvar are all in service to The Dragonborn at Lakeview Manor. When an orphan child comes to them in the night they decide to take him in, much to The Dragonborn's displeasure. Raising a child is difficult, but raising a child in Skyrim is even harder.
In which Brian, Chris, Stewie and Meg look into Brian's genealogy, find a treasure map that leads to the City of Gold, get lost in the Indian jungle and somehow manage to survive long enough to go to space to see if the Moon is really made of cheese, if aliens exist and to answer life's biggest question: "How is Seamus still alive?"
Jose Carioca is a simple tour guide for Rio who leads a simple life. When Martinez, the landlord/mob boss, Maria, Jose's stripper girlfriend, the ever present Panchito Pistoles and the lovable American Donald Duck, who is on an "extended vacation" as well as a horde of other characters (including half the cast of Rio) get involved, Jose's life becomes anything but simple.
What Phineas and Ferb did during their lives. Told from Phineas' point of view. The poem will explain itself.
"You're going to head down those stairs and get out of here in one of two ways...the way you came in on your own two legs or by getting carried away in body bags." So begins the night that the Griffins would never forget, a night that would be held and remembered in both infamy and reverence. Rated M for violence, rape, language, character death and attempted murder.