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  • Brother Shinra the Potatoe

    a Shizuo and the potatoe au story spin off for Shinra and if his adventures as a potatoe would have been series and how/if he actually was turned into a potatoe because of this reason, yeah c: Totally makes the best sense. real summary; in the forest of the non-bukuro town, where the native Russians live, shinra and his brother went to be summoned to see what it needs to be a man.

  • Laptop crisis with Shizuo Heiwajima

    potatoe au. For a bored day, it was never normal. Shizuo went to Shinra's house to get some money to get rid of his boredness. But he didn't know that he would have a rap battle, buy a strange laptop, get his belt cut off, going into a strange fandom world about bukuro and get sucked into a strange game world with Izaya. For that day was not boring anymore. reviews are luv- the kl

  • Your typical day in Ikebukuro

    not what you expect in the city of ikebukuro for that it is cracky and cray cray due to poison from the kappalord himself. short crack one shot for the people who think that nothing can go weirder. You know you want the crack c: Drown in the crack with Shizuo, Izaya and the rest of ikebukuro to what happens in their city and why they still live there reviews are luv- kappalord c:

  • Izaya's troll Song

    The Izaya walks up to the sushi man's stand and he trolls the russian man running the stand to give him some dark chocolate truffles but the stand there only and ever will sale russia sushi. Parody in ikebukuro, review me your love for this man -kappalord

  • Talk dirty to me -insert sax here-

    a Shizuo and the potatoe au, CRACK pwp kinda story with adventure, sort of, it began when Shizuo broke his foot. Mainly about Shizuo and Izaya being the weirdest people in Ikebukuro, Izaya wanting Shizuo to be his bitch, oc Potatoe disagrees, stuff happens. Izuo then three/foursome with Kadota and potatoe. uke CRACK shizuo. dimension travelling and smut? reviews r luv -kappalord c:

  • Izaya and the Tomatoe

    a Shizuo and the potatoe au and a continued story with Izaya's adventures with tomatoe from the dead. Shizuo's revenge on Izaya with Potatoe. A merman Izaya, a J-walking Walker, Simon and his sushi shop, an evil taco cat Kadota, with potatofied Shinra, horseman Celty and Anri too. Kappacumber tea is the best, join kappalord's crack filled story with Izaya and tomatoe-kappalord c:

  • Sherrif potatoe and Little bo Shizu

    A shizuo and the potatoe au c: "In far far lands of 'bukuro town, sherrif potato woke up. He shaved his beard, and put on his giant hat sherrif and his little sherrif of starfruit badge." in a cowboy setting with potatoe as the sherrif of the town and in his reach, the beautiful and lovely Shizuo bo peep. then BAM a bandit attack of carrots that come for revenge. Izaya in part 2 c:

  • Shizou and the Potatoe

    First story, a crazy story with durarara characters on crack, main characters, Shizou and his potato friend. The invasion of "saika", an evil man, a horse woman and the yum of sushi. warning this is a crack fic one shot, when you had too many shots you got the party in the house, drink your tea instead kids -the kappalord C: (2014) not an update

  • Shizuo's birthday party bash

    Shizuo was happy dancing for his birthday today and even invited Izaya to his party since he was so happy dancing. Shinra and Kadota were also invited, they had lots of fun and Shizuo had a pretty cool birthday maybe not in your eyes but he did. c: happy birthday to you Shizuo your like 38 something yeah. c: review for your thoughts of this scenario they are luv -kappalord of tea

  • A whole new world on a magic carpet ride

    au, Masaomi is a homeless man with shinra in Ikebukuro's sandlands and his life is encountered by an evil man who comes/corrupts his life to search for a lamp which really became a cell phone. For that lamp had a blue genie sleeping in it. Izaya is our villian in the story. Shizuo is a prince(ss) of bukuroland but he needs to be married to break his curse. future izuo R&R is luv

  • Christmas time in Ikebukuro with Shizuo and Izaya

    Once Shizuo sold some chocolate covered bananas, but also wanted to shove Izaya into something. It turned out to be snow. They were stuck in a room with horseman's (Celty) shadowy blackness power, Christmas carols, games, a feast, and a special something. Happy Christmas to you and the 30th kappa story of the kappa year. luv from shizuo and izaya. shizaya. r&r are luv c:-kappalord

  • Christmas in Ikebukuro is most happiest time of the year

    In the story of winter greetings, Ikebukuro gets ready for the christmas of the season, with a sneak peek at what everyone's doing during the holidays, Izaya's still stuck working, Kadota and co are shopping, Shinra and Celty are planning a party and everyone will come to celebrate later on, what will happen at that party? 2nd chapter, will mistletoes make Shizaya? r&r are luv -kl

  • Fishing trip with the Raijin squad

    So one day, Izaya and Shinra decide to go on a fishing trip for no absolute reason and drag along Shizuo for their entertainment of it. Soon along the lines of getting there, Kadota pops by in the car and they all went on their merry way to a fishing area. Somewhere. au world, personality differences. First chap is Shinra's driving skills. This not a normal fishing trip. r&r is luv

  • Shinra you got a B plus AGAIN?

    When Shinra wanted to get his blood results for his type at Yagiri Pharm. He asked Shizuo for directions. again, things in ikebukuro never go as planned as Shinra, apparently kept calling Shizuo his dad, making it lead to Shizuo embracing his stereotype asian father mode. what happens with the two, lets say they have a father-son bond about his report card. mummy iza. r&r is luv-kl

  • Psyche's pinktastic Madness

    Shizuo Heiwajima, one of the strongest men in the town of Bukuro lived in a forest that was near the town, in a tent, there he was plotting on how to stop the madness of Psyche's theory that everything should be pink. Along with Shinra at his side, the two have a meeting in his tent, but like usual, nothing goes as planned for Shizuo and where's Izaya in all this? r&r is luv.-kl

  • Trick or I'll give you a Treat

    Shizuo and Izaya are in an established relationship, some drama happened and they had some make up smut in the end, this is the afterwards when Shizuo decided to gave Izaya an extra "treat" for the night and a snack of "milk" for Shizuo. No crack this time, just shizaya after Halloween pun, you know you want it c: review if you want the full real story in another story -kappalord

  • Potatoe I choose you!

    Au from Shizou and the potatoe, he and his potatoe from 'Bukuro town are walking along to becoming legendary links of time and space. yes space. BUT dun dun dun. A man of evil men in black jacket and great metal birds striped them from continuing to have a DRRRkemon battle of the death of tomato's fury of love. did I say that, that man was Izaya orihara. second chapter is up c:

  • Finding little Shinra

    Shizuo Heiwajima is a short-tempered and overly protective clownfish merman, and his son Shinra become separated when Shinra goes against his father's wishes and swims off to the outside of the great blue. Losing his son, Shizuo starts his adventure all around the ocean to Shinra with help from a sneaky raven fish by the name of Izaya, together they go find Shinra c: r&r is luv-kl

  • Izaya and the cup genie Shizuo

    In the place of the Ikebukuro it is the city of mystery and enchantment. Kazutano was like "Come and buy." So Izaya went to come up onto the standing shop. He bought a special cup with a long big thing in it. Little did he know that in that cup could grant him 3 wishes, ah yes, Izaya found a cup genie lamp. And that unlucky genie would be none other than Shizuo Heiwaima R&R is luv.

  • The tailor shop in Ikebukuro: Saika's love and envy

    Haruna was a beautiful young lady, she had owned a tailor shop down in the west gate. She had an unfaithful lover or so she says. She has a pair of scissors that resembles a sword/knife, named saika. her unfaithful lover never comes home, she's fine with that because she loves him, but when she finds the person with other women, she grew with envy but saika 'loved' them for her.