Snape does.

Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?

My names is John Hamish Watson and I am 74 years old and I must wear clean pants every day. No exceptions. [Written for the December 2014 Holmestice]

We're all mad here. Written for the Holmestice 2014 June Fanworks Exchange.

Making it up as they go along. Written for the 2012 SSHG Gift Exchange.

It was that time of year, again, when anything could happen, and probably would. Written for the 2012 Snapecase.

The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.

Sometimes, these days, they don't know where they are, or how they even got here.

When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.

Wait for me. Just a few more years. Written for the 2010 Mini Fest.

True love never dies. Neither, apparently, does Hermione. Written for the 2010 HP Darkfest.

I knew she'd see it my way. Eventually. Written for the 2010 Interhouse Fest.

I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart. Written for the 2010 Dark Flowers Fall Mini-Exchange.

Can I get a witness? Written for the 2010 HP SSC Fest.

The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.

You can't kill something that's already dead. Written for the 2010 Severus Sighs Grand Challenge.

Of infatuation, insomnia and the lost ones. A companion to I Am Not A Goldfish.

A man and a woman and a Thestral are one. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange.

Sometimes a storm comes on quickly, and when it's over, everything has changed. Written for the LE/SS 2010 Fic Exchange.

Falling, yes I am falling.