All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.

Oho, so James Potter is a coke addict, Lily Evans is an emotionally unstable witch, and Severus Snape just happens to be passing through? You dine with fortune, Lily Evans, you dine with fortune.

Two rings, two choices. Narcissa does not know which man: Snape or Lucius? Short story.

PostDH EWE. It's just a stupid little story about Harry Potter lusting after Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape chasing his bride. Insipid.

Severus Snape knew how to bloody dance when he was a student? I thought he learned how from Lucius. But never mind, he's dancing with Lily Evans and probably going to get her pneumonia.

Lily Potter and Severus Snape meet in an elevator, which stalls. And they are alone. Together. Should you be muttering 'Poor Lily', 'Poor Severus', or 'Poor James? Sometime before Harry's birth.

A speculative situation: What if Hogwarts had Homecoming? SnapeLily semiromantic. Just a bit of fluff. Short story.

Post HP7. Colin Creevy's last thoughts, his last shots, and what people thought of him once he was dead.

May I excuse myself for this, in that I came up with it when I was very angsty and in the shower?

My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.

She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.

Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.

Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.

In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS

Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.

Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.

Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.

Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.

A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.

Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.