LJ. Oneshot. “The great James Potter, taken down by a curling iron?” Remus said, mock disapprovingly. “James, man, you’ll have to do better than that. Before you know it, you’ll be completely whipped!”

[all dialogue, MWPP era, no slash] And then you’d try to run away, but you’d just be sitting there, with no spine crying ‘No, Moony, no, I didn’t mean to lose the map! Stop beating me with my spine!’ and I’d just laugh and keep hitting you.”

[been done before but whatever. HBP compatable] Short stories from the eyes of ignored characters, explaining why they act and react to the circumstances they can't quite control.

[Bellatrix in Azkaban. Oneshot.] Because stars like her don't fall without a fanfare.

[Sirius, oneshot, post OotP] Quoth the Raven, 'nevermore.'

What would you like to obsess over today?

[post HBP. Oneshot. Ginny's POV] It's strange the things you can find in an old and fraying blanket, isn't it?