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  • A Prewett Always Pays Her Debts

    Muriel Prewett never bets; she doesn't know what came over her. But the long and short of it is: she lost. And she's in trouble. But as Molly says, "A problem shared is a problem halved."

  • A Ministering Angel Thou

    Poppy is an excellent nurse, of course. And she considers herself a model patient, too.

  • Black Knight Moves Forward

    The Giant Wizard Chess is meant to protect the Philosopher's Stone. But, as Severus finds out, there's more to it than meets the eye.

  • The Land of Memory

    After the Gellert debacle, Albus decides to walk the straight and narrow. And Muriel is the one of whom he thinks for the "straight" bit.

  • They Talk, You Know

    Rosmerta has received quite a lot of flowers lately. Which means that Pomona is doing her a kindness, that's all. Nothing more. But flowers do have a language of their own, and there are people who know it.

  • Procrastination

    Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank draws up a Christmas to-do list. She plans to be very efficient. Part of a series: 1. Sleeping Dragons, 2. A Helping Hand

  • Severus Goes To A Party

    and has a ball, but not necessarily at the same time. Written for the Greasy Git's 51th birthday.

  • Curtain

    An outrageous tale in which Snape isn't dead, and Hermione isn't going to marry Ron. Instead, Post-Battle Hogwarts needs money for rebuilding. A tragi-comedy in five scenes and some interludes, with a supporting part for Minerva.

  • Fighting the Good Fight

    Post-DH. Minerva decides to refuse the Headship of Hogwarts. Pomona wants to find out why. Bit by bit, she and Griselda Marchbank discover what was behind the Imperius Minerva casted, and why she called Harry's Cruciatus 'so gallant'.

  • A Time and a Place

    You-Know-Who is gone, the Baby-Who-Lives is with his foster parents. And being "second-in-command" has never been more stressful for Minerva. Then Muriel comes with a suggestion that seems to offer all the delights of control. Warning: consensual BD

  • The White Team versus Orange

    Minerva's 85th birthday approaches, and Poppy Pomfrey is assembling a Liber Amicorum. It's an uphill struggle to get any decent contributions,but a Ministering Angels is on its way. Only, do we recognize an Angel when it crosses our path?

  • By the Book

    Irma Pince decides to write "A Concise and Infallible Guide to Seducing a Colleague". Each chapter will contain an important Guideline, and examples of how well it works when you live by the book. Not that "Capturing Minerva" wouldn't sell better ...

  • An Unexpected Outing

    Rolanda enjoys some quiet quality time in Paris. A trip down memory lane, really. Only, in that lovely old bookshop it isn't her past, it is her future she meets. Set during OotP.

  • An Ordinary Saturday

    Just another Saturday in the lives of Irma Pince and Rosmerta. Set during GoF

  • Pleasures

    On her birthday, Minerva treats herself to a little pleasure in Hogwarts Music room.

  • A Helping Hand

    When Wilhelmina is attacked by an Acromantula, she needs a helping hand. Minerva is more than willing, and for the most part Willa finds it very enjoyable indeed. There are, however, some issues to be sorted out. Sequel to Sleeping Dragons.

  • Subtlety Personified

    Rita Skeeter publishes the true story of what happened at Hogwarts during Year Seven. Professor Slughorn reads and comments; and nothing is quite what it seems. Contains interviews with Neville, Rolanda, Filius and Harry Potter Himself!

  • A Hogmanay Carol

    Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...

  • Something Borrowed, Something Blue

    When a Verret sits under her chair, Muriel Weasley discovers some amazing things about herself. Also starring Augusta Longbottom and Minerva McGonagall. Tie-in to Kelly Chambliss's story "Five Creatures That Luna Believes In ..."

  • Stunned

    Set on the day MM is attacked by 4 stunners. Dumbledore fears an attack by death eaters. He asks Snape to use legilimency and find out. But when you ferret around in memories concerning MM you may find some surprises. femslash MM/? COMPLETE