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  • A Beater's Life

    James Potter has it all; a famous name, individual fame and wealth as a professional Quidditch player, women, all the things that he always wanted. But can a person really have it all? With an international pop star ex-girlfriend, throngs of adoring fans and his face in all the tabloids, is that all there is to life? Or is there more? Part of the Professor Muggle series.

  • Four Weddings and Seventy Hangover Potions

    Professor Muggle and Melody have four children. These are the stories of their weddings, including the preparation and the parties afterwards. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

  • The Worldwide Wizarding War: A History

    Having served in the army during the Worldwide Wizarding War, Scorpius Malfoy decides to write a book detailing all aspects of the conflict. His father-in-law, Professor Muggle, will lend a hand, but there's more to writing a book than just writing.

  • The Christmas Problems of Nyphadora Lupin

    Nyphadora Lupin didn't die at The Battle of Hogwarts, but that doesn't mean her life is easy. Dating, especially, is not going well. What happens she gets a visit from Father Christmas? Story written for the 2013 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange. Happy Christmas, Snarky64!

  • Dying Alley

    Rose Weasley thinks that Diagon Alley is the most boring place ever, since the 'Old V Guy' is gone. Her Uncle Bill helps shed a little light on the subject in a most Weasley-ish way. Written for Teachers' Lounge Forum Iron Fic Competition with a secret ingredient of "Diagon Alley."

  • The Dragon Uprising of 2012

    Daphne Greengrass finds herself once again over in Romania. Could it be more than chance that she and Charlie Weasley end up at the pub on Valentine's Day? What happens next? Part of what happened in the Four Months Later portion of the story Misfits. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Valentine's Promptfest.

  • Fabian Prewett's Watch

    Harry Potter received Fabian Prewett's watch on his seventeenth birthday. Here's the story of that watch and why it is more than simply a timepiece. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic competition.

  • Misfits

    They don't fit in their respective worlds, for reasons of their own. Together, though, they find that they can make their own little world. Slightly AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

  • My Lord Harry Potter

    Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. This is the historical record of how Harry Potter became Lord-Baron Potter Black, amongst other titles. Multiple sources now present how Harry changed wizarding society forever with the help of trusted friends, a house elf and Gringotts. Non-canon compliant. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.

  • The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid

    Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.

  • Thanks, Chief

    Neville Longbottom finds himself in the Amazon Rainforest with Luna Lovegood. Wandless. Stuck in a tree. How did he get there and how will he get down? And are those Crumple Horned Snorckacks flying around? Not part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for HeadlessHuntsman in the Teachers Lounge Valentine's Day Exchange.

  • Need Your Help Immediately!

    When Ginny Potter needs a babysitter for her and some Harpies teammates, who better than her husband? Of course Harry can manage some children, after all he's done, right? Um, about that. Written for the HPFC Fic Exchange. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

  • It Ain't Easy Being Lord Baron Potter Black

    AU. Harry has been invested as Lord-Baron Potter-Black and wears the Potter ring, but his ancestors have a little surprise for him. The surprise? The ring has an heir compulsion charm. Not set in the Professor Muggle series.

  • Goodbye Hermione

    For eight years Hermione Granger has been missing, until that one day when Harry Potter and Ron Weasley find her. Sometimes its best not to know the answers. Expanded from the initial one-shot, now multiple chapters. Written for the Teachers' Lounge 'I Never' Challenge. Not related to the Professor Muggle series.

  • Hello Minerva, Goodbye Minnie

    In her seventh year at Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall missed out on a chance at romance due to a Quidditch accident. Set right after WW2, this is the story of that missed opportunity, but from another's perspective. Written for Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic contest: Secret Ingredient American OC/Canon romance.

  • A Lost Chance at Eternal Love

    Severus Snape recounts in his diary a missed chance and proving to Lily Evans that he is her one true love. Also there's a poem of his. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Snapoetry thread. Warning: bad poetry. NOT part of the Professor Muggle series.

  • Auror Driving School

    Harry Potter is determined to modernize the Auror Corps, and one idea is that they need to learn to drive like Muggles. He enlists Hank Boyd to help him teach the class, but Ron Weasley has a bit of a problem. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

  • Botched It

    Hugo Weasley needs advice from his father on how to propose. Ron's stories give Hugo an example of what NOT to do, however ,as he recounts how he asked Hermione to marry him. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

  • Happy Birthday, Teddy

    Victoire Lupin has plans to give her husband a surprise birthday supper, but a combination of siblings and cousins doesn't make that easy. One-shot, related to the story 'Loss and Gain' as well as slight connections to the Professor Muggle story series.

  • Stupid Alternate Universes

    George Weasley's mixing Muggle items with magic has some unintended consequences. Instead of finding out what happens in an alternate universe, things don't go as planned, and he brings in Hank Boyd for help. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.