"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.

It's fitting, Sirius thinks bitterly as he kicks the pile of straw they expect him to sleep on, that he's in Azkaban because of something Peter did.

"What?" James grabs the newspaper. "What on Earth—since when are you two even together?" / platonic!Blackinnon (or is it?)

The food fight had started nine days ago, on the first morning of the Christmas holiday, when Snape had looked at James the wrong way during breakfast and sent the latter into a frenzy that had resulted in a single handful of baked beans being thrown across the Great Hall.

She dreams of hands as white as snow. / Snow White!AU

It started with an innocent question at breakfast: "Ever wonder what it would be like to fly without a broom?"

"You're dead." She can't stop the word from trembling on her tongue. "You're not real." Tom Riddle's mouth, dark as ink against his pale complexion, slants into a smirk. "Are you certain?"

She sits on the rock and runs a comb through her crimson hair and tries and tries and tries to get rid of the tangles.

In retrospect, they should never have let Hagrid be in charge of planning Professor Kettleburn's retirement party.

The note she passes him during class is exactly the kind of thing you would expect: "Do you like me? Check yes or no." / For Safari

"Bring me back," she says, and suddenly she's filled with an inexplicable rage that makes her sit up and throw the Time Turner at the floor with every ounce of strength in her body. /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC

"I think Oliver knows that accidental pregnancy is a legitimate risk of having sex," Alicia said with a grin. /Post-Hogwarts AU (because Fred is alive)

They tell him all the time that his father was a great man before The Incident. "A really top-notch Auror," Gran says. "One of the greatest dark-wizard hunters Britain has ever seen."

It was pitch-black in her motel room, but outside Luna could hear the Spring Breakers still partying away. / MuggleUniversity!AU

"One, two, three, what do you wish?" Rose Weasley whispered, clutching her muggle coin tightly in her fist. "A flower," Dominique said. "I wish for a flower.

Hestia Jones had spoken to Kingsley Shacklebolt exactly three times. (It was enough to make her love him.)

"If you look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"

Nobody knows better than Pansy Parkinson that it's possible to love more than one person at the same time.

It had been seven hundred days since George Weasley had changed the sign on the door from, "Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes" to, "Weasley's Wizard Wheezes."

When Cedric was born, Amos said goodbye to his peace and quiet forever.