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  • Fishing for Mudbloods

    A Dramione parody.

  • Those Curious Gryffindor Boys

    Neville has "the talk" with James and Hugo.

  • Sprinkles of Confetti

    Cedric and Cho go on their first date.

  • Weasley

    Lucy Weasley is pregnant. She isn't ready to be a mother. She doesn't want to have a child. Follow her nine month journey into motherhood.

  • Hormones

    Harry has 'the talk' with James.

  • Gran

    A look into the life of Augusta Longbottom.

  • The First Star to The Left

    After her first break-up, Percy Weasley tries to comfort his sixteen-year-old daughter.

  • Those Three Words

    Draco has to say those 'three words' to Astoria. If only he could figure out what those three words are.

  • Pump It Up

    Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance)

  • Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday

    Even villains deserve a break.

  • Lily

    James reflects on his relationship with his sister.

  • The Colors

    Christmas does not exist in Malfoy manor.

  • PIG

    Dudley was a pig in a wig.

  • Becoming a Longbottom

    Neville and Hannah are bonded for life.

  • Dating Hannah

    All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbott.

  • Painful Bliss

    The secret to a happy marriage? There isn't one. Happy marriages do not exist. (Draco/Astoria)

  • A Free Elf

    A look into Dobby's last moments.

  • Remarkable

    Love, Blaise thinks, is missing someone when they are not near. Love is staying up at night and hoping for their survival.

  • Wordsmith

    Hermione searches for the love of her life in words.

  • Driving Lessons

    Ron learns to properly drive a car.