Fluff written for a LJ prompt: "The five times Sherlock's done something so unexpected and kind, people have cried happy tears and the one time someone has moved him to happy tears."

John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.

John accidentally discovers what, exactly, Anthea is writing when she's typing on her phone. It's not texts. And it leaves him unable to look Mycroft in the eye ever again. (Silly little cracky scenario I had floating around in my head and had to get down "on paper.)

Sherlock blurts out some private details about John's sexual habits, during a case, in front of Greg and Sally. John is furious that Sherlock would let the Yard assume he had first-hand knowledge of John's behavior in bed, but Sherlock doesn't see what the problem is - he's deduced everything already, so why hide it? Especially when he's got some suggestions of his own . . .

Sherlock steals Lestrade's handcuffs again. John thinks that eight times is way too many, and decides to make him give them back. Much crackiness ensues. (Silly little fill for a LJ prompt, asking for Sherlock to be in handcuffs for some non-sexual reason.)

It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.

Asexual!Sherlock can tell that John wants more from their relationship - and if John doesn't get what he wants, he might leave. Obviously the best way to keep John around is for Sherlock to pretend he's just as interested in sex as John is. (Fun little muddle-up of smut and angst, here, and Sherlock being delightfully dense.)

"He's never worn a ring before. At least not that I've seen. Why is he wearing a wedding ring?" "It's his anniversary." John stopped dead. "Mycroft is married?" Silly little crossover drabble I couldn't get out of my head.

John wakes up to discover Sherlock lurking behind his bedroom door. He decides a morning wank - a loud one, mumbling Sherlock's name - might teach his flatmate not to spy on other people in their sleep. As it turns out, though, jerking off about Sherlock is actually a much more appealing idea than he originally thought . . .

Sherlock is still shaken up by his reaction to Irene Adler and her riding crop and can't figure out why. He drags John to go meet Irene, who is happy to help design an experiment which ultimately involves lots of toys, Sherlock tied naked to a bench, and John cataloging responses on a chart because Sherlock wants to be all scientific about it. It's hard to just observe, though ...

John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)

Hermione hires Snape to help her create some new potions for her and Ron's business. They don't get along. (Written from a prompt - going to be updating irregularly but frequently. And updating this summary when I come up with something wittier.)

BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .

When John finds out Greg has sworn off women following his divorce, he issues Greg Lestrade a drunken invitation to come over and fool around. Sherlock tries to deduce the identity of John's "date." He's wrong. And when he's invited to stick around, he's also intrigued by the possibilities . . .

It's Snape's birthday, and his husband wants to surprise him with something special: he's finally ready to make Snape's favorite-ever kink come true. Snape is reluctant, but Harry goads him into a birthday present he can't refuse.

James Potter's latest prank has Severus Snape in a bind - literally, since Filch left Severus shackled upside-down to the wall in his office. And James's parting gift, an engorgio charm, has Severus seriously hoping nobody sees him. It falls to Lily Evans, Severus's soul-crippling crush, to find him and help him find a way out of his imprisonment - and maybe get a little revenge.

McGonagall has a bone to pick with Snape - a rather large one, actually. When she finally tracks him down in the potions classroom, he blows her off. But she's found a way to *make* him listen - and she learns more than she bargained for . . .

The war is over, and Hermione claims her potions master as a spoil of war - and to save him from Azkaban. He's still a prisoner awaiting trial, though, even if he is bound in the house Hermione, Ron, and Harry share instead of the wizard prison. The Ministry fits him with an anti-magic collar, leaving Hermione to hold the end of his (only somewhat metaphorical) chain.

Fred and George have a new prank - tiny doppelganger dolls which replicate another person's embarrassing moments. Most of Hogwarts is soon filled with miniature grumbling Snapes. Professor Snape gets his revenge, though . . . (written for the "Jury of your Peers" fanfic challenge on the forums.)

Hermione tries to save Professor Snape's life - and accidentally ends up with a much bigger commitment than she bargained for! (Most of the story is T rating, but two chapters are rightfully "M." They're well-marked, so please do feel free to read this story even if you're not comfortable with "M" works - those two chapters are easily skippable.)