Thirteen Dwarves and One Hobbit saw your Movie, Peter Jackson. And frankly, they don't care what you think about the necessity of adding an Elf Sue into the film. Disgression is the better part of creative license.

Is there a lesson to this story? Perhaps, perhaps not. Is there a meaning? One must decide that for oneself. Dedicated to all Warcraft fans whom are tired of broken, long winded, aesops.

Zero Requiem: A plan to unite the world in hatred against single man. Decent idea, unfortunately Lelouch did not count on the collective apathy of humanity.

Summary: Jim Raynor never fancied himself much of a role model but with his best friend back from the dead for the third time, the looming threat of a Zerg Invasion, and a scenery chewing cosmic horror veiled in the shadows of the universe, just about anything could happen at this point. A rewrite of Starcraft II.