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  • The Prank: Boys Don't Cry

    Prequel to We Can Be Heroes (my canon marauders fic with Jily and Wolfstar). Why and how Sirius revealed Remus Lupin's secret to Snape, of all people?

  • A Little Risk

    "Call for you, Sir, Chief Inspector Moody on the line from Police Headquarters." "Sir?" his hoarse voice full of sleep. "Lupin, have some tea before I get there, or you'll be in a foul mood. Duke of Grimmauld found murdered. Dagger sticking into his heart. I'll be over in ten. I'm bringing Evans." A Jily and Wolfstar murder mystery AU...

  • Tight Quidditch Uniforms & Other Distressing Things

    "Come on, Evans, don't be a coward," Sirius Black's grey eyes flashing, full of challenge. "Look. I'm glad he's happy, I'm not lying, alright? I just... I just wish I was the one making him happy. Satisfied?" She sighed and poured herself another drink. She couldn't believe she had just said it. Must be the alcohol. Or: Sirius Black has to Do Things to make Jily happen...

  • All Too Well

    Snape gives Sirius an ultimatum...

  • Evans Strikes Back

    Sirius Black and Lily Evans love teasing James Potter...

  • Prongs, What Did You Do?

    Sirius wants to make Jily happen, James wants to make Wolfstar happen. Neither couple look like they will ever get together, so they both independently decide to take matter into their own hands, like good wingmen... oh dear...

  • The End of a Serene Quarantine

    AKA Why The Hell Did Lockdown Have To End. Remus calls himself "borderline recluse" and is enjoying the lack of socialising due to lockdown. Why did Remus agree to have lunch with Lily? This is all extremely embarrassing, and there's no way that gorgeous bloke likes him...

  • Cover The Stars

    After 31st October 1981, Remus thinks nothing makes any sense...

  • We Can Be Heroes

    Sirius Black seemed to have broken the Marauders after revealing Remus Lupin's secret to Snape, James Potter was failing miserably in what his friends called Prongs Pursuing Evans, and Lily Evans was realising she may have misjudged certain people. Voldemort and his followers were beginning to show an interest in the Marauders. All was not well...

  • Marauders - The Very End

    Things start to unravel for the Marauders, a traitor is in their midst, and death comes to Godric's Hollow...

  • Nah, He Didn't

    Lily tells a big, black dog about her feelings for the Head Boy

  • That Raging and Wholly Unsuccessful Thing

    "So…" he said, smiling at her. "So…" she repeated, smiling back. It was a flirty grin, without a doubt, it really was, unless he was imagining it. "Your tie is crooked," she said, reaching out to fix it deftly, slowly, smoothing it down. "I wish he'd turn around so I could see the size of his grin," Sirius said. It was annoying being an Animagus and having such excellent heari

  • The New Sailing Master

    Sirius is a pirate, Remus is a fugitive, Remus manages to get a lift aboard the Blithering Idiot and it's love at first sight...

  • Googolplex and Graham's Number

    Lily Evans Potter and James Potter are incredibly dorky and in love, and baby Harry is cute

  • The Last Laugh

    In which James is very embarrassing and embarrassed, but things work out much better than they should, mostly thanks to Remus...

  • Gently Play on Your Heart Strings

    When Remus first fell in love with Sirius, without even realising it...

  • Maybe I Waited Too Long - A Medical Marauders AU

    Dr. James Potter and Dr. Sirius Black had gotten their lives and careers back on track after the nightmare that followed the collapse of Slytherin Pharmaceuticals, and moved abroad to work in Dublin to get away from painful memories. But they find themselves confronted by their past, their lost loves and arch enemies.

  • The New Boyfriend

    Sirius hears about Remus' new boyfriend,,

  • It's Not The Cold

    Sirius Black's first day in Azkaban, inspired by a beautiful drawing by @blvnt-art on tumblr, "Sirius Black's first day in Azkaban". How can a drawing be so emotional?

  • A Crush on an Auror

    Sirius thinks Remus has a crush on their Defences Against the Dark Arts Professor, an ex-Auror, and he is not pleased at all.