It was supposed to be an easy night out. A quick little trip to Konoha's only club to find a willing boy she could drag along to Hinata's coming of age festival. She never intended to wake up in Kakashi Hatake's bed, half-naked and with no memory of what had happened the night before.

After a fight gone wrong in the Department of Mysteries, sworn enemies Draco and Hermione are thrown into a mysterious pensive-like portal and come out the other side onto the RMS Titanic. In a race against time and without their wands, the unlikely duo will have to fight against the binds of their new identities as well as their animosity toward each other in order to survive.

Seventh year. When Draco Malfoy turns himself in to Dumbledore instead of killing him, he's set on a long and lonely path to redemption. Meanwhile, Hermione's undying curiosity, in addition to her menstrual cycle, results in an unexpected physical examination that changes everything.