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  • What Were You Doing Out There in the Dark?

    AU post OOTP. Dark. Arthur had been right about Fudge employing Percy to use him, but he'd been wrong about what for. He's forced to confront it when he catches sight of his son's battered figure in the dark after the fight. A secret love affair turned violent? An attempted murder plot? An abusive relationship? A marriage? TW: noncon, abuse, toxic relationship, infidelity, slash.

  • The Mother Who Cried Werewolf

    Dark. AU. Munchausen by proxy Molly. Molly knew what she was doing was wrong. She was purposely making Percy ill, but she was also giving him the attention that any child wanted. However, as the years passed, Percy's illnesses garnered less attention—with the family believing that he was malingering. Now, Percy was critically ill, but nobody believes him. TW: child abuse.

  • The Patchwork Weasley

    AU/Canon based. DARK. After Charlie was born, Molly had trouble getting pregnant again. After failing to conceive for three years, Arthur and Molly decide to adopt Percy, but hide it from the rest of the Weasley's to make his life easier. Things were going well…right up until his sixth year, where Percy's mother comes back into their lives and takes him back… home? TW: child abuse

  • There's a Honeyduke's in the Ministry

    Request. AU post Arthur/Percy fight. Percy storms out of the family, deciding never to see them again. This did not last long before a faulty inhaler with one of the twins' oldest creations turns Percy back into a first year. And 11-year-old Percy has no idea why his family hates him. A deaged Percy pic.

  • Momentary Illusions

    AU post DH. On the 22nd of August 1976, Molly Weasley gave birth to her first daughter, Priscilla. But Priscilla became Percy. To make him more comfortable, they never mentioned it to the twins, Ron or Ginny that Percy was born a female because it doesn't matter. And it shouldn't. But then Percy is diagnosed with ovarian cancer after they lose Fred... Established A/P, 2nd gen.

  • Stay a Day in My Coffin

    Set after DH. After a disastrous funeral, Percy finds an old spell that allows a dead Fred and himself to swap bodies—err, spirits. Now, Fred is living through life in Percy's body, but unfortunately, this means he's also shifting through Percy's memories and his responsibilities. And it's hard to be a prat. Trigger warnings: Percy has some bad memories. Established Percy/Audrey.

  • Little Glass Houses

    Post DH. 15-year-old Percy was in an emotionally abusive relationship with girlfriend, Penelope. 24-year-old Percy is in an emotionally, physically and sexually abusive relationship with fiancée, Penelope, but doesn't know how to escape. Everyone is oblivious. His mother is the one that pressured him to marry her! Is there any way out? TW. Dark.

  • Flowers for Scabbers

    In which the twins are responsible for the Percy/Arthur row: Canon /TW. After Penelope's petrified, Fred and George notice that Percy's become a shadow of himself. He barely gets out of bed and his grades are slipping. They decide to help by making a potion to help make Percy ambitious again! They didn't expect this to backfire dramatically as Percy gets lost in his own ambition.

  • The Devil Wears Second-Hand Robes

    Post DH AU. Percy doesn't reconcile and Fred isn't dead: Percy is now assistant to his father… the new Minister for Magic! The man that Percy said had no ambition! Arthur tortures Percy with worthless errands and tasks out of spite. However, realising that Arthur knows little about managing the wizarding world, Percy tries to make sure the Ministry doesn't collapse overnight!

  • Dead To Me

    DH AU. Percy doesn't reconcile with his family. After Fred's death, agoraphobic Percy refuses to leave his house and hoards things instead. Years later, George buys the house. It was discounted! Well, it's a mess and but George can always clean up. Everything is great... up until Percy's ghost haunts him...and George is the only one that could see him! How did Percy die anyway?

  • Muggle Me

    AU after the Percy/Arthur row—Percy wanders into muggle London where he is a victim of a memory charm during a Death Eater attack. Having no memories of his life in the wizarding world and lacking the most basic understanding of how the muggle world works, Percy struggles to adapt. Audrey, a muggle, takes interest… and an owl is following Percy around for some reason.

  • Love and Old Black Shoes

    After Fred's death, the family falls apart. A suicidal Percy gives himself a year to be the best brother he could be… before he kills himself. He vows to get Molly out of bed, and Arthur and Charlie back up on their feet before they die of poverty. He must save George's shop, prevent Bill from filing a divorce, and deal with Ginny and Ron's breakdowns. Dark-ish. Percy/Audrey.

  • Ares

    COMPLETE. AU. Canon-inspired. Nearly eleven-year-old Percy's attempts to run away from home gets him far more than he'd ever bargained for. Encountering an Azkaban escapee, procuring an illness that brands him as dangerous by Ministry standards and being sorted into Slytherin, he tries to find his way back home again. DARK. Percy/Audrey endgame.