Month O' Oneshots 20! Seamus convinces Dean to swim in the lake. Sadly, Dean discovers after a dive that his substitute trunks have fallen off, and Seamus doesn't want to give them back...SLASH! Yay!

Month O' Oneshots 19! Late! Stupid internet. Either RonSeamus or RonDean. Ron is TRYING to write his essay, but certain classmates just are not helpful. Tsk. Slash, Language.

Month O' Oneshots 18! Despite many technical difficulties, I soldier on! Another BlaiseTheodore, hopefully pretty cute. A little description of Theodore and what happens after Theodore sees Blaise with Draco.

Month O' Oneshots 17! No pairings in this one, really, just lots and lots and LOTS of Quidditch jokes! Need I say more? Read, laugh, get funny looks from everyone else in the room. Enjoy.

Month O' Oneshots 16! Product of the less savoury and tasteful areas of my mind and a massive amount of bacteria in my system. You've been warned. Badly written parody of parodies and AlbusVoldie, among other stuff.

Month O' Oneshots 15! Halfway done, and randomness ensues the day before some Ball. Squids, randomness, cinnamon buns. Plenty of snogging Drarry Dron and BlaiseRon. [Raise...?] Under Drarry cos it'll get more hits. ] Humor. Fluff. Insanity. Enjoy!

Month O' Oneshots 14! SiriusRemus, Remus is writing an essay so he doesn't get detention over break because of the incident in Potions. Sirius, off scot free, tries to convince him to partake in a repeat of Potions class. Snape eavesdrops. Humor ensues.

Month O' Oneshots 13! Up late, very very late, due to troubles beyond my control! Luna's rambling inner monologue about how she likes Seamus but Seamus apparently likes Blaise. Odd, pointless, openended. Slash and het. R&R.

Month O' Oneshots 12! Theodore Nott is..well, rambling. The entire fic. Talking to...someone, I'm not entirely sure who. This is so random and openended. Possible BLaiseTheodore slash if you felt like it. If not, not. Just read.

Month O' Oneshots 11! Found a poem, made up a tune to go along, loved it, wanted Luna to sing it. The rest evolved from there. Admittedly it is a mold blob type of evolve rather than a sheep or chicken type of evolve, but I digress. Slash, possible het.

Month O' Oneshots 10! Just a little thing about the male Slytherin crew and their spots in it, so on and so forth. Better than the summary, I swear on...on...Twinkley Eyes...? Or does this discourage you even more? Ah well, R&R!

Month O' Oneshots 8! More random drivel. Please read. It should be funny, I hope...........

Seamus is bored and drags Dean, Neville, Harry, Ron, Fred, and George to the Salvo to go shopping. But will Voldemort thwart their plans...? Includes obese geckos, shoe throwing, and general randomness. R&R!

Month O' Oneshots 7! Was out watching PotC2, so I had no time to vcome up with something original and funny. Here it is, making fun of stuff to be funny. I'm terribly sorry but I'm tired. Meh.

DiscworldHogwarts crossover. Granny helps Remus, who takes her to Hogwarts where she is all set up for a job teaching Headology. Er, Defence Against the Dark Arts. [on hiatus]

Month O' Oneshots 6! When Blaise and Seamus get lost in the woods, what happens when their story starts to seem suspiciously like the German tale of two kiddies lost in the woods? And what if the witch isn't nearly as bad as she seems? BlaiseSeamus

Month O' Oneshots 5! Theodore watches the sunrise every morning, without fail. When pneumonia and a meddling mediwitch interfere, what's Theodore to do? BlaiseTheodore.

Month O' Oneshots 4! The Marauders decide which cards they would be if they were cards, Sirius tells fortunes with an ordinary deck, some SiriusRemus. My humble apologies.

Month O' Oneshots 3! Sadly was one minute late posting. Curses! Here we have onsesided TheoHermione [guess which side?] and BlaiseTheodore. They've been watching Theodore and decide to go after him on the same morning. R&R.

Month O' Oneshots 2! At 11:58pm! Everyone at Hogwarts is gay. We all know this. How do they all figure it out...? R&R. Slash, whoever you want it to be.