You've got to say 'yellow car' when there's a yellow car. - A drabble.

She may be an old girl, but that doesn't mean she's ready for retirement yet. - A drabble.

That's how you die a lonely man. - A Mentalist/Sherlock Holmes crossover. Written for The Mentalist Big Bang at mentalist bb. A huge thank you to my artists ruuger and Brown Eyes Parker, and to my beta MerriWyllow who also helped me develop the plot. Cover image courtesy of Brown Eyes Parker.

This is how you remind me, of what I really am. - A Mentalist/Castle crossover. Set after Red John's Rules. Written for The Mentalist Big Bang at mentalist bb. A huge thank you to my artist skylar0grace and to my beta MerriWyllow, who also helped me develop the plot. Cover image courtesy of skylar0grace.

We'll take a cup of kindness yet. - A sequel to When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.

Choose your enemies carefully 'cause they will define you. - Strawberries and Cream AU. Written for The Mentalist Big Bang at mentalist bb. A huge thank you to my artist branquignole and to my beta MerriWyllow, who also helped me develop the plot. Cover image courtesy of branquignole.

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring. - Spoilers up to 3x03. For Tammany.

For all his propensity to pose as the ultimate Casanova, he was actually an incorrigible romantic at heart. - A companion piece to Just An Earth-Bound Misfit, I and Unladened, Empty And Turned To Stone. The title is a reference to the song Learning To Fly by Pink Floyd. For Altais4 and Debris K.

More often than not, the shared belief in the terrific-ness of Douglas Richardson was not enough. - A companion piece to Just An Earth-Bound Misfit, I. The title is a reference to the song Learning To Fly by Pink Floyd. For Altais4.

On the Kinsey scale, he would say he was a four – four point five, maybe. - The title is a reference to the song Learning To Fly by Pink Floyd. For Momotastic.

Jason Wylie might be a nerd and a geek, but he wasn't as naïve as people usually assumed. - Spoilers up to 6x22. Written for May 2014 Monthly Challenge on Paint It Red. The title is a reference to the namesake song by Led Zeppelin. For MerriWyllow.

Tramontate, stelle! All'alba vincerò! (from Puccini's Turandot) - Carolyn/Herc. For NurseDarry.

Have a banana!

"No, Arthur. I think you understand as much about people as you ever will." Or does he?

And that's enough to make you happy together, is it – your shared belief in the terrificness of you? - A sequel to As Long As You're Happy. Douglas/Martin.

He's not in love with Sherlock Holmes. - A drabble. Written (belatedly) for the Asexy April Fanwork Challenge on tumblr.

You've learnt to recognise each of them by the way they touch you. - A drabble.

"Why Crowborough?" she asked, peeking out of the train window, and he merely shrugged. - A 221B ficlet. Written for Let's Write Sherlock Challenge 13 on tumblr. It can be read either as a sequel of Like A Row Of Captured Ghosts (Over Old Dead Grass), or as a standalone fic.

So long as you're happy, who gives a toss which gender you are?

There were very few people who got along with either of the Holmes brothers. - A 221B ficlet. For beccab.