Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
A strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.