When half of a whole is lost, how can the remainder sum up a life of laughter?

After the Final Battle, many lie dead, and the first funeral is the one that nobody wants to attend... But who walks the fine line between respect and derision, and how do they solve the problem of what to write on the tombstone of the most hated wizard?

A challenge issued by my best friend Gertrude - Snape in a pink dress, and the Dark Mark with a lightening bolt on it. This is the resultant crackfic, written in an hour and a half. Warnings - Extreme AU, Giggling.

There she is. Right there, laying on the bed next to me. Warnings - Mental Disorders, Mild Sexual Scenes.

A boy and a girl at Hogwarts after the war, and their twisted version of romance. Warnings: Character Death, Mental Disorders, Violence

Severus Snape is dead, but who is to write the epitaph for his tombstone, and what is there to say? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death

It's the end of an era, a hero is dead. But what to write on a grave? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death

There are many who hate her, even the person writing her epitaph has mixed feelings towards her, so what will be written on the tombstone of a mad-woman? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death