Ashton's School of Fine Arts, an established boarding school, has reopened for a new term. Cosette Valjean and her friend Eponine Jondrette go head to head to get the role of Paquita, Joly and Bossuet tussle for the new girl's affections, and Grantaire, struggling to keep his scholarship, has to aid his difficult sister. Also features Courfeyrac, stuck between two dancers.

A young Ginny Weasley wanders upstairs and into her brother's conversation. Some innuendo. Also some Shakespeare innuendo. All in all, a short, comedic read. Don't expect much.