Hagrid gets more than he bargained for. Please, for the love of all that's decent, mind the warnings inside. I don't want you to have to bleach your brain, either, folks!

Will friendship or loyalty have more weight against the cause of the day? Severus is about to find out.

There is an accident with a time-turner thanks, Draco . Hilarity ensues. Or at least adventure. A gift-fic for the Glompfest! See warnings listed inside.

Severus keeps his apprehensions about this particular Sorting Night to himself. Written for week #2 at Snape LDWS.

Snape has to hide what he holds dear.

Draco regrets.

Severus may not welcome a break in his routine—but he needs it. Veela!fic, and my swansong from SnarryLDWS.

Forget magic, at Court, the one who wields the mascara wand holds the power. Written for SnarryLDWS. Warning for AU, slash innuendo.

Harry gets too eager and takes things into his own hands. A fluffy one for the LDWS. Enjoy!

This is a dark one, folks! No happy endings to be had here. In an AU tale where the baddies won the war, you'll have to like 'em tragic to enjoy this gift!fic about Draco and Ron. And mind the full warnings, listed inside!

A glimpse of what turned Minerva into the woman she became. Written as a gift!fic for the DeathEaterDrab community!

His world is ending.

Dudley gets what's coming to him. It just isn't what he thinks it's going to be ...

Harry and Hermione get a nasty surprise! If only they had powers of Divination, it all could have been avoided... A squick!rarepair!

Hollywood, here he cums! Crack!fic, winner of week 3 at Snarry LDWS!

A gift!fic featuring Dark!Snape and Ron. But Voldemort sneaked in there, too, that scene-grabber! Full list of warnings inside, please read carefully, as always. You know mine aren't for the faint of heart!

A morning interlude. Winner of the Snarry LDWS competition! WARNINGS!: crossdressing and OOC, among other things. Oh, and bottom!Snape in a pink nightie. Enjoy, you twisted souls who dare.

Harry's friends don't know everything about him. Warning for implied slash content.

Harry doesn't think through all the problems with stealing his best friend's body for a party … especially when he didn't ask her permission first. When he gets drunk, he finds himself in hot water!

Who will be the victor in this duel? The prize for winning-or losing-isn't what Draco thinks. Written for SortingHatDrabs.