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  • Mute Date

    When Jaune saves a girl from being mugged in an alley, he finds himself stuck with a rather eccentric companion…

  • How Volume 2 Should Have Ended

    Spoilers for Vol. 2 Ending. This is how I would have gone about the ending if I had to stick to those plot points presented.

  • Bubble Bath

    Cinder's favorite past time is taking bubble baths, which she takes very seriously. Every detail must be in perfect order from petal fragrances to drops of soap solution. But when Emerald wastes Cinder's ultra-expensive-and-rare bubble bath solution, there's only one other person in all of Vale who has a bottle.

  • Here's your Pizza

    The food at Beacon is much like its people: fatty, tasteless, and generally disgusting. So when Cinder decides to order pizza and forgets her wallet, she has to find alternative methods to pay the delivery boy, Jaune.

  • Jaune Pees on Weiss

    Jaune takes a piss on our lovable heiress.

  • How to Please a Dragon

    A training accident leaves Jaune temporarily blind. Feeling guilty for accidentally unloading a shotgun shell to Jaune's face, Yang promises to that while he's is handicapped, she will take care of his every need. His. Every. NEED. Thanks to Rikion Invictus for the idea.

  • Yo Baby

    Jaune takes love advice from a fortune cookie.

  • Lullaby

    Post-Ep5 spoilers. Blake has been having trouble sleeping and gets irritated with her team for worrying about the dance. When she happens to run into a dejected Jaune on a jog, Blake's sleep deprivation leads to... interesting decisions. Based on an idea from God Emperor of Chaos.

  • Ruby Protects Her Friends

    For the first time Ruby's life, she's happy. So she wants to protect her friends at any cost and enjoy the daily shenanigans with them. But in the growing threat of powerful wickedness and evil, can she do it alone? For DeltaNovember who requested a White Rose fic.

  • Wet

    Jaune gets easily seasick and doesn't know how to swim. Yang hates the ocean. It's salty, sandy, and too sunny. While the rest of their team swims, a playful Yang and Jaune finds themselves in an isolated spot where no one can disturb them at all… Based on an idea from MrSlinkerman.

  • The Spring Equinox Dance

    After an academic meeting with Goodwitch discussing his poor grades, Jaune contemplates leaving Beacon. However, Ozpin offers him a chance to prove his worthiness to stay enrolled. Jaune must overcome his challenge by the Spring Equinox. Obstacles from teammates to former friends threaten his task: capturing the most dangerous of hunts, a date to the school dance.

  • Velvet Cheesecake

    Jaune volunteers to help out the Beacon Times, the school newspaper, by doing an investigative article on a mysterious demon baker of delicious cheesecakes...

  • The Snow Angel and Thunderstorms

    Since she was a little girl, thunderstorms have terrified Weiss. With a nearly empty dormitory on vacation, Weiss is having trouble sleeping alone.

  • Marriage Interview

    Weiss is called home for a marriage interview with an unlikely suitor…