The fourth grade South Park boys discover fan fiction. When disgusted by the idea they end up going on an adventure to confront two of the sites most notorious writers.

What happens when enemies want something more from each other? Cartman is a perverted, arrogant, egotistical ass who doesn't know when enough is enough and Kyle is a monstrous sadist who has been driven to lust for blood and depravity due to Cartmans years of abuse. Who will come out on top and who will have to swallow his pride and a little more?