Nagini felt the human emotion called love for a human who could not feel love at all.

Evan Rosier loved Potions class because everything about it was easy-there were the easily bribed professor, the easily followed instructions, and the easily annoyed desk partner, to name a few.

Ron never claimed to be the brightest Galleon in the vault, but Malfoy's odd behaviour was so perplexing that even Hermione would probably be confused. Oh, Merlin help him. (Not a slash fic, sadly.)

Before you can make your country proud, you have to make yourself proud first.

In which Percy misdiagnoses the warm feeling in his chest several times throughout the course of his life before finally realising what it is.

In which Lucius babysits not only his treasured Scorpius, but also the spawn that came with Draco's inexplicable union with Potter, of all people. Fatherhood had been rough on him, but perhaps there is some hope to be had in grandfatherhood. (Background Drarry, but not centred around it. Mostly a story about Lucius.)

Oliver just wanted to watch the Falcons vs Harpies match in peace, but it was impossible to do so with Percy Weasley next to him, of all people.

Mrs Zabini loves her son, but he's always so busy with his barrister job. So what else can she do but get a pet? Blaise is unhappy about the newest member of the family, though.

Maybe he's just constructing a version of her to suit his own narrative, but he really can't get her out of his head.

The Fat Friar has never regretted his decision to become a ghost, because he knows his good work never ends.

Hermione's life with Harry is anything but harmonious, especially when the Ministry is convinced he is a murderer. EWE, Harmony.

HPDM slash, EWE. When Harry is running away from overzealous reporters in Diagon Alley, he crashes into Draco Malfoy, and they both fall to the ground. This leads to a series of misunderstandings from which he might never recover. Well, at least Harry's life was never fated to be boring.

HPDM. After all these years, Dudley has finally figured out how to contact Harry, and he just wants to make things right. Harry is nervous about the reunion dinner, but Draco is the best support one can have. One-shot, EWE.

Three is stable. Two is bitter. One is lonely. (Or, the story of Narcissa and her sisters.)

HPDM. All Draco wanted was for his boyfriend, the Saviour of the World, to change the weather. One-shot. Crack!fic.

HPDM slash. The lines under Draco's skin are precious, but they are not Harry's to own. One-shot.

Voldemort was dead. Harry Potter was alive. Neville had killed a snake. Somehow, that last part just seemed so ridiculous when compared with the solemnity of the first two statements.

For Ron, knowing that he's insane does nothing to help him become sane again.

Cassiopeia despised the number three.

Draco is desperate to disrupt Harmony, and his reluctant friends Blaise and Theo are dragged along for the ride.