Those animatronics are alive, man, they're alive. I hear them pounding on the door. Tapping on the glass. One more night, and then it's over. Just one more night, and then I can quit this stupid job. One last night at Freddy's. Come on, you Fazbear-freaks. Let's finish this.

Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.

High-school romance. How can you get any more cliché? I'm not going to say I have a crush on Amy Rose, because that would be stupid. I will instead say that I find myself infatuated with her personality, features, and presence. And I can only assume that if you're reading this, it means that Rouge has finally betrayed me.

I for one could not think of a better title to describe probably the cheesiest thing that has ever happened to me. It was probably the work of Haruhi, but I choose to believe that what I felt was sincere. My name is Kyon, for those of you who are wondering. And the romantic interest in this particular story is none other than Yuki Nagato.