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  • Teh elf I love

    There was no school and mum had to go out and she gave me some ofd DVD and they were all lke totally kick ass and the elf was like fantastic so I wrote my 2nd Legonace story. Cant find speller thingy oin new phone sosrry for some tpos

  • Love is a form of madness

    After BofA Tauriel hugs her delicate bump. For months there had been no news from the Love of Her Life. She is worried! Fixit, All Hawt! Dwarves live. This is my first venture into the wonderful world of Kiliel romance so please be gentle. Don't forget to R&R, PLZ! Haldir.

  • Runtherd

    This rounds out the Fruela Series. The Herald Toitila is presented in more detail. Not somebody inspiring ballads like Vanyel or Lavan, but useful for the Herald Circle nonetheless.

  • The passing of King Elfgyfan

    This cheerful ficlet – thoughts of King Elfgyfan the Liftskirt on his deathbed - is the continuation of the AU presented in "The Lay of Eowyn". There the White Lady of the Mark falls for the charms of a certain blond elfish Prince - with fatal consequences for said Prince due to unfortunate incident with the Lion of Rohan. Another consequence was her son, cunningly named Elf-Gift.

  • A story which never should had been written

    I was bored and I was inspired by some of the latest fare on FFN ... hints of non-con involving Evil! yet Irresistible! Thranduil, with cameo appearance of certain blond elf prince

  • Spreading the love around - a fleeting moment

    A sweet moment when Kili was a baby and Fili was protective. Family feels! Hurt!Kili and Benign!Thorin.

  • Their first morning

    The morning after the "party" at Bag End both Bilbo and Thorin come to realise that something had passed between the two of them. That they need to take further steps in their relationship, to clarify what what had happened on the eve ... and what is the role of a certain prankish bow using dark haired prince in all this ... and what of Gandalf?

  • I was not made for this

    In the Grey Havens Cirdan looks upon a grief stricken group on the quay. A young elleth with a broken heart is saying her farewells.

  • Why Gimli had to stay behind

    Why was Gror (brother of Thror) - at 24 - old enough to found a kingdom? Or Dain at 32 old enough to kill Azog, with 36 year old Balin also a combatant at Azanulbizar? Yet why 63 year old Gimli was "too young" to join Thorin's Company? This is my hanky yanking version of the heart rending events at the Gloin son of Groin's homestead in the Blue Mountains in the spring of 2941 TA.

  • The LotR we have been spared

    The original idea for the movie trilogy envisaged a much greater role for Arwen and Eowyn. Sadly PJ backed down to the hysteria of fuddy duddies after the Fellowship of the Ring and Arwen was NOT at Helmsdeep, for instance. My desire is to write a fic making Arwen a 3D character and striking a balance between a BAMF and her gentle feminine side.

  • The Lay of Eowyn

    Slightly AU. What if it was a different blond elf in the fellowship? What if he found the charms of a certain mortal blond princess irresistible? Bookverse, probably not understandable to those who know the movies only. Inspired by TommyGinger. Continued in "The Passing of King Elfgyfan"

  • The Wandering Years – Aragorn's Darkest Secret

    For twenty seven years young Aragorn wandered Middle Earth. Besides his longer sojourns in the Mark and Gondor, a shroud of mystery lies upon his deeds in those years. What if this period hides some Dark Secret? What if Aragorn had not been a virgin on his wedding night? Inspired by the patron saint of orcesses, Helenamarkos, and with that Special Sumping from The Lauderdale.

  • Vultures

    A young woman is left without brothers and father after the former fall in battle and the later due to a brainstorm over the news. What will she do to avoid marriage to old lechers and young rakes? Probably one-shot

  • What Price Freedom?

    This an Eomer-Lothiriel story. Some of those who have read my previous effort in this genre used the term "disgusting" in their reviews. Fret not. I will not disappoint - this one is disgusting too.

  • It seemed a good idea at that time

    MPRG is IMO the stupidest idea floating around in fanficdom. But I had a brainfart one morning and I wrote a ficlet with MPRG in it. Ha! Hurl dung, throw peanuts or review - all forms of appreciation welcome.

  • Never forgive, never forget

    Miriel was an ordinary Dunadan housewife. Yet she had sworn her mother, Inzilbeth, a certain oath at her deathbed - never to host a Rohirr under her roof, an oath her husband pledged to uphold. What is a woman to do if her husband forces her to break that oath?

  • It was a dark and horny night

    The Captain of Gondor had to pass through Edoras en route to Imladris. What if some romantic spark had passed between the hearty warrior and the grim shieldmaiden? Would their hearts flutter to the same tune? Will Eomer interfere? Would they stay shackled by the conventions of courtly love? Or will they do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Co-written by TommyGinger. Porn

  • Pure of Heart and Body

    A nineteen year old youth from Flanders finds himself in ... he does not know where. He only knows that he is in a fantasy world with humans, elves and goblins. Over three years he has created a niche for himself and life runs an established course when one day he makes acquaintance with elven twins ... A slight AU, BiME, potentially Xth Walker or 29th Grey Company member. Romance.

  • Leggy and Me

    An ordinary girl drops into Middle Earth yearning for adventure and romance. She silently hopes she will catch the roving eye of a certain elven prince (hint! hint!). I suck teehee at summaries. This is my first Legomance fic so be gentle and no flames PLZ. R&R and I will bake you a virtual cookie LOL!111

  • An unexpected end to an unexpected journey

    A fact often forgotten is WHO exactly brought up Elrond. Two sons of Feanor. Maedhros and Maglor. Blood splattered Kinslayers. Butchers of elves. Murdurers of children. How could such upbringing affect the Company of Thorin? Movieverse. Feels! and Whump! Inspired by my conversation with obilupin – check out her fics!