Hi, this your amazing and awesome Star Lord speaking. This is a story in how I survived Gamora's wrath of doom. I was lucky to escape. Of course, honest, swear, and promise, I didn't mean to set Gamora's hair on fire…

"LET THE SHINRA WINTER OLYMPICS BEGIN!" President ShinRa

It's my turn to tell a story. This story started on how Peter gave us cell phones. Yes… the horror. I lost many sleepless nights due to this addiction of 'texting'. What? Oh you misunderstood me. I didn't get addicted. Peter did. Hence the horror. (Gamora's POV)

Because when ShinRa has been the center of your life, you don't know about things like emoticons and their meanings.

Dear Mom, I love you. I'm doing good, and I hope you're doing good. Of course you are better. I have friends now, mom, I'm not fighting anymore. Umm, strike that last part out. I should have taken your hand while I had the chance. I don't know where you're buried, but I swear I'll find it. And I'll give you flowers. Your favourite kind. Love, your Star Lord.

Zack learns it is a big mistake to work for Genesis. And Sephiroth learns not to steal Loveless... and Genesis... learns how to make a special ointment to grow back hair...

My headphones are very important to me. I love them. I will go into CRAZY and WILD and extreme measures just for them. They are my precious and very dear to me. I really love them. Probably a little too much...

He had power. He had charisma. He had a brother. He had a mask to hide behind. He had a dream about being equal. I'm sorry to smash your dreams, Noatak. (Tarrlok's POV)

Sephiroth discovers the joy of birthday cake.

In which Genesis discovers the dark secret of Sephiroth's freakishly long hair, with disastrous consequences.

Genesis makes the mistake of inviting Sephiroth and Angeal over to play Super Smash Bro. on the Wii. Bragging, he thinks he's the best player. Ah, but what is he up against Sephiroth? Also, he finds out that playing truth or dare is boring with his friends. And no, he still doesn't know how to play twenty questions properly. Oneshot before they were First Class SOLDIERs in ShinRa.

Kaoru likes cake, Hikaru wears glasses, Kyoya is the younger, Hunny is the older.

Iku sets out on a quest to discover whether or not Shibizaki is capable of crying...

Yes... Thor has fallen in love... and there is no Love Experts to help him...

Reno has gotten Genesis addicted to gum. In a heated argument, Genesis realizes that when he's shouting and yelling, that his gum has a tendency to fly out of his mouth. And where it lands, isn't always the best place.

This is a story in which Kyoya gets a cold. He'd rather be left alone, thank you very much, but sadly the Club doesn't understand him. They figure he would want company since it's no fun to be alone with a cold. This story is from Kyoya's POV. Please leave a review and tell me how you like it!

OWL POST! OWL POST! Forget the owls. Welcome to Hogwarts Student's Only Chat Room!

Dear Fred, I feel fine, I think. I sleep fine, I think. My wand is dead, I think. I'm half gone, I think. My room is half empty, I think. I eat fine, I think. I take good care of the shop, I think. There's just one thing I know for sure, Fred. My patronus is gone, and it's because of you, you great prat... haha... can't wait to see you... someday... Love, George.

This Marauders story takes place from year 1 at Hogwarts to the final year of Hogwarts and to the final end of James and Lily Potter. They solemnly swear that they are up to no good. What's Hogwarts without causing trouble? The Marauders know how to make trouble. Even if it's taking it way too far. Don't be a kill joy and stop them. Or they might hex you. WATCH OUT HOGWARTS!

Albus Potter is Slytherin's Quidditch Seeker. James is Gryffindor's quidditch Seeker. But who is Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff's new Seeker? And goodness me, who is that plain and boring new teacher for Transfiguration? Uh, why is she so creepy even though she's so boring looking...? Crazy things are happening, even after the Second War at Hogwarts.