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  • Just Be You

    The grind of dealing with Umbridge and those who believe her coupled with a constant barrage of hate and harassment breaks down Harry Potter. Nearly to the point where he loses confidence in himself and starts to believe those who put him down. Thankfully, a visit might help things and prove that even Harry Potter needs a hero.

  • All Things Equal

    Hermione Granger has to explain a few truths to a group who thinks that all Purebloods are white supremacists and that Dolores Umbridge is the moral compass of the Wizarding World. Going to the other extreme is not the world Hermione fought for.

  • Voldemort Did Nothing Wrong

    Luna Lovegood browses a Daily Prophet article explaining in detail how Tom Riddle did nothing wrong and how Harry Potter is a pureblood supremacist fascist. Surely, they'll make perfectly sound arguments which have some basis in reality. Obvious satire is obvious. And one shot.

  • Lunapool PSA Nargle: Breeding Ground of Intrigue

    Luna Lovegood, filling in for the indisposed Wade Wilson, heads to the people and has some very exciting news about the Breeding Ground. Polls, big master lists of women, and a plea to stop with requests for cross-dressing male characters, with that special Luna spin. If you don't care, don't read.

  • Calendar Girls

    RAO Enterprises creates a calendar featuring Harry Potter. What madness has been spawned from this idea? DC/Marvel Crossover starring Harry Potter. Rated for naughtiness and some content might not be suitable for certain people.

  • Watch Your Step

    Voldemort learns that entering the mind of a teenage wizard might have certain drawbacks. One shot.

  • Undeletion of Hermione Granger

    Back in January 2016, Hermione Granger was retired from my body of work. In October of 2016, a perspective changes, minds change, and wounds lessen. Only long-time fans and hate-readers alike will get what's going on, those who are just passing by won't have an idea.

  • The Side Effect

    AU, the spider bite gives something extra to Peter. Peter/Multi.

  • When Gilderoy Met Dolores

    Gilderoy Lockhart has a book signing where he comes face to face with the Senior Undersecretary of the Minister of Magic.

  • Thanks for Nothing

    Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.

  • Never Give Up

    AU. Dolores Umbridge has silenced many critics to the Ministry of Magic by breaking their will, and she's sent to Hogwarts to silence Harry Potter regarding his claims of Voldemort returning. Harry isn't one to fold without a fight. Not for fans of Dolores Umbridge because she will be tormented without mercy. Hermione-free zone.

  • Deadpool Explains All: Hermione's Retirement

    The fact Hermione Granger has been retired from my works has caused some controversy. So, Deadpool has to explain it, again. With help from one of Hermione's best friends in the entire world. For long time fans and haters. New people will be confused.

  • Chaotic Sorting

    After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.

  • The Final Goodbye

    After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry does the only logical thing possible. If only he can do so without incident.

  • Shut Up Hermione

    Ginny is sick of Hermione nagging her about studying, and goes off on her. Not for Hermione fans or Ginny haters. But you can't help yourself, can you?

  • Alpha

    Lana Lang makes it her mission in life to crack the enigma that is Clark Kent. Clark Kent tries to answer questions about his unique biology that are unforeseen by his biological parents. Teenage drama makes things slightly more complicated, but doesn't it always?

  • Deadpool PSA Palace

    Now in one easy to find place, all future Deadpool PSAs, where Wade talks about life, the universe, and everything. Features Dolores Umbridge of Harry Potter fame as our special guest butt monkey. Not for people who take anything seriously.

  • What Am I Signing?

    You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.

  • The Gruesome Deaths of Hermione Granger

    Hermione dies over and over again. A Wade Wilson Production. Obvious Crack is Obvious. Features Luna/Deadpool. Hermione/Hogwarts Library. Harry/Every Female in the Multiverse, at least in theory.

  • Know Your Rights

    Revamped. A couple of chance encounters on Harry's initial trip to Diagon Alley causes him to ask questions of a world that doesn't like questions being asked of it. Blatantly and obviously AU.