The story I'm about to tell you is so crazy it simply has to be true. You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. Prepare yourselves, readers, for the epic tale of the Ferret and the Weasel.

It was the most unlikely place to run into a former Slytherin, but despite the past, they end up talking, civilly. Could this lead to a friendship, or more?

When the world around them is at war, all these two teenagers want is to be alone.

They'd come to despise the word tradition. Scorpius/Rose.

Scorpius/Rose. They don't see what the old Malfoy/Weasley feud has to do with them. They're together because they want to be, and because they can be.

Ginny's been captured, and it's up to Harry to rescue her. Will he be her knight in shining armour, as Luna described him?

Ginny's been avoiding her mother's questioning about her boyfriend for far too long. She can't get away with it any longer.

Draco Malfoy is left in charge of Ginny Weasley's detention, when Snape has to leave. What Snape doesn't know is what really goes on between those two, when they're behind closed doors.

Prove it, Malfoy. Prove it. That's what she said, so that's what he's trying to do.

Part of me always knew I'd end up with one of the Weasleys. I just never expected it to be this one.

Hermione's hunting one of the most notorious Death Eaters. Her job might be going well, but her life is never as easy.

A year after Voldemort's death, Ginny's sick of being the strong one in the Weasley family.

It was just meant to be a summer fling. But life isn't that simple for Katie and George.

They're total opposites in every way, and everyone thinks they hate each other. But there's a saying. Opposites attract.

It's been twenty years, I should be over it by now. Draco mourns his beloved.

She likes to pretend he loves her. But she knows it's just a fantasy.

Someone's been watching a certain Gryffindor from across the Great Hall.

They make an unlikely couple. But somehow, it works.

Ginny's stressed before an exam. Draco knows how to help her relax.

She's my best kept secret, as I am hers.