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  • I'll Say It Simply

    Saying I love you without actually saying it.

  • Dumbledore's Last Request

    The final thing that Dumbledore asked of Snape

  • TERRIBLE Event!

    Everyone's reactions when a TERRIBLE event occurs.... Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Gilderoy and more!

  • SPEW!

    Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....

  • Avocado Kedavra!

    The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

  • Not So Nice Ginny

    Ginny: “BOG OFF EVERYONE!” …. Everyone: “What a lovely young lady!” …. A spoof of how Ginny always gets away with being horrible, without anyone actually realising.

  • How The Points System Works At Hogwarts!

    Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!

  • Deleted Scenes From HP!

    Very short scenes! Arthur can’t get over crazy Muggle inventions like toilet paper and furniture. Moody tries in vain to tell Neville about Gillyweed, and the final battle is fought....alone, by Harry, naturally.

  • Harry Potter! Missed Opportunities!

    Spoof of all our well known characters!....::“Lets eat some sherbert lemons and talk about that ferocious pet that is hanging out of your pocket.”::....

  • Riddle

    Harry's thoughts about Voldemort. Very short!

  • Harry's Amazing Technicolour Invisibility Cloak

    A clash of wands! :: A flash of light! :: My precious cloak hid me from sight' Sing to the tune of 'Any Dream Will Do' from 'Joseph'

  • I'm A Seer!

    Sing to the tune of Mamma Mia! by ABBA. This song charts the prediction of the prophecy by Trelawney to Dumbledore.... 'I'm a Seer! :: I know everything! :: Seeing Eye how can I resist ya' ....

  • Precious

    Very short poem narrated by an admirer of Harry!

  • You're The Ron That I Want!

    I've got spells.... That are petrifyin'....:: Harry, Cho, Hermione, Ron, Krum, Grawp and others strut their stuff in this Grease remake! GO ON! You know you want to! Watch the chorus change....

  • In Harry's Words

    Harry's thoughts about his friends and teachers in RHYME....

  • Don't Push Me

    Harry's first time

  • The Final Battle!

    What happens to the inhabitants of Hogwarts when the DARK MARK strikes? Lots of silliness... in RHYME!

  • I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS!

    Sing this to the tune of 'Walking on Sunshine'....'I used to think maybe you like me, now Cho Chang I’m sure.... And I just can’t wait to invite you, now to the Yule Ball....'

  • Is It That Time of Year Again?

    The Hogwarts school play, in RHYME! ....'My name is Severus Snape, So don't you dare be late, To your potions exam , Or I'll eat all your jam , And vomit all over your plate'....

  • VOLDEMORT

    A parody to ABBA's Waterloo! My My! Yes Harry's been my only big surrender.... Oh Yeah! And now it seems the prophecy determines we must fight....But what will I do if I lose?.. I've not even paid for these shoes....' Harry and Voldemort.