Amy and Rory ran away with the Doctor on their anniversary, and have been travelling for seven weeks. The Doctor is just about to suggest that they go back, when they are kidnapped by a mad scientist with a weapon of torture tested on every known species in the universe - except Time Lords. Threeshot. Episode tag: The Power of Three. See warnings inside.

In a world where someone's physical injuries manifest themselves on the person who is in love with them, John didn't think that there would ever be anyone who was willing to risk falling in love with him - until he got shot on a case, and it didn't hurt. Oneshot. Unrequited Johnlock. See warnings inside.

Part two of the Angel!Verse. The Doctor has been missing for two hours; anything could have happened to him in that time. Anything. Threeshot. Episode tag: Post-The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. See warnings inside.

The Doctor reads fanfiction now; fanfiction is cool. Yet he soon finds a series of stories that appear to have been written about his two companions - and they are all by the same person.

The Doctor lies about his age; he just doesn't know that he's lying. There is only one person in the entire universe who knows the true age of the Doctor: the one person who has stayed by his side throughout every single one of those long, long years.

Part five of the Volens!Verse. Mycroft Holmes is, undoubtedly, the smartest man Anthea has ever met. But he can be such an idiot.

Story versions of my Harry Potter headcanons. More of an explanation inside, including warnings.

Part one of the Angel!Verse. While trying to catch a bat-like alien loose in an antiques shop, Rose notices something strange about the Doctor's reflection. Episode tag: Post-Aliens of London/World War Three. Threeshot.

Sequel to The Heart Pressed Into Flesh. Six months after John broke his finger defending Sherlock's honour, the detective's boredom is driving him insane once more. John tells him to text Vince, the owner of The Kitten Club, but Sherlock will only do so if John comes to see him perform. See warnings inside.

In which Anthea is ill, and Mycroft overreacts. Can be read with or without Mythea.

Drabble. In which the Doctor inadvertently inspires a song by a famous artist.

Part of A Series in Contrast. After all this time, they were still fascinated by each other. See warnings inside.

Some days were worse than others; some days, the sound of drums sent him crashing to his knees, gasping for breath and unable to move. Normally, he was completely alone on the bad days - today, he had the Doctor. See warnings inside.

Drabble. The Doctor is grumpy, and Rose tries to cheer him up.

Drabble. Sherlock is in Sheldon's spot.

Part four of the Volens!Verse. "To Sherlock, politics were much like his transport: he didn't need to pay attention to them until they began to fall apart." Diplomatic disasters are happening all around the world and Sherlock, watching from his hiding place, has to wonder why his brother isn't fixing them. It would seem that Moriarty isn't quiet as dead as he had first thought.

Ginny is the kind of girl you would spend the night with and never see again. Luna is the kind of girl you would bring home to your parents. Gina.

Set in the Malfoy Manor scene of Deathly Hallows. When Draco is forced to prove Harry's identity, he attempts to use Legilimency on Harry and Harry wishes that he was better at Occlumency. But Draco isn't trying to take something out of Harry's mind, he's trying to put something in. Could be considered pre-slash.

"Remus stared down at Sirius' tattoos and thought that maybe, just this once, he should leave Rational Remus behind, and be Reckless Remus instead."

Drabble. Speech fic. The Marauders are stuck in a broom cupboard. Warning: one use of mild language.