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Pip the Dark Lord of All

  • Accio Hermione

    Ron wants Hermione to help with his homework, but she is busy and won't help him. Ron comes up with a unique solution to the problem.

  • Pranks in Rivendell

    Pippin is bored in Rivendell. He and Merry do something that gets a little out of hand...

  • The Lord of the Braces

    This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!

  • Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentines

    Special for Valentine's Day. Or not. I am still writing these. Random Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentine poems.

  • Mirror, Mirror, Dentists vs the Federation

    This is a parody of Mirror, Mirror. The Federation makes candy and the Empire is dentists.

  • The Giant Big Fat Spider

    A Silmarillion parody of The Isty Bitsy Spider.

  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Jewels

    A Silmarillion parody of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. What the song would sound like if Feanor sang it.

  • Feanor made Three Silmarils

    A Silmarillion parody of Mary had a little lamb.

  • My Favorite Things

    A Lord of the Rings parody of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music.

  • Three White Jewels

    A Silmarillion parody of Three Blind Mice.

  • Red Bloody Valley

    A sadistic Feanor parody of Red River Valley.

  • I've been working on the Death Star

    A Star Wars parody of I've been working on the Railroad.

  • Vader the Sith Lord

    A Star Wars parody of Frosty the Snowman.

  • All Around the Galaxy

    A Star Wars parody of Pop goes the Weasel.

  • If you're angry and you know it

    A Feanor parody of If you're happy and you know it.

  • Old MacFeanor had Three Jewels

    A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a Farm.

  • Take me out to the Teleri

    A Silmarillion parody of Take me out to the Ball Game.

  • I Wish I was in Star Wars

    This is a parody of Dixie. It's really funny.

  • Slay! Goes Feanor

    A Silmarillion parody of Pop! Goes the Weasel.

  • Slay, slay, slay the Kin

    A parody of Row, row, row, your boat.