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  • Call Me Maybe

    Lily Evans keeps running into this fit, black-haired, spectacled bloke in the aisles at Tesco.

  • James Potter is a Dad

    Title says it all, really. Little fic for my favourite (ugh, fine, second favourite) dad. Happy Father's Day, James Potter xxxx Title from professor-riddikulus because I'm shit at them.

  • Favourite Colour

    Our Head Students get a bit carried away. There's no plot - this is literally just smut. I'm not even remotely sorry.

  • The Underground - Director's Cut

    Drabble collection from "The Underground" universe. So named because I'm the worst.

  • Stop Flirting with the Talent

    Prompt: Lily as a stage performer of some sort, actress, ballet dancer, opera, musical etc. Debuts in her first show, where she has to cover her face/wear a mask the whole performance and no one knows who she is. She becomes a hit and is the critics golden child and james/marauders snag an exclusive tv/youtube interview for the first time ever with her. Thanks tumblr anon xx (smut)

  • Smaragdine

    Sixth year James discovers couplets and learns that there are so, so many ways to say 'green.' Lily love/hates it. Nonsense ensues. Thanks to my lovely tumblr friends, levins18 and petalstofish for this inspiration.

  • Jily Drabble

    A collection of Jily oneshots - Times, locations, and universes vary, but you'll find fluff, smut, angst, hilarity throughout.

  • Erotic Porridge

    Euphemia Potter thinks her doctor needs to go on a date with her son. This story is so named because I saw it somewhere, could not stop laughing, and my best friend professor-riddikulus hates it so much that I just had to. This story has nothing, literally nothing, to do with porridge. (I really should give my stories better names) - Muggle AU

  • She's Thunderstorms

    Jily fic inspired by the Arctic Monkeys binge I went on recently. Muggle AU, Modern AU, Fancy Party AU (thing?). Smut - FF irritated me, so now this is a two shot.

  • She's Thunderstorms

    NSFW Jily fic inspired by the Arctic Monkeys binge I went on today. Muggle AU, Modern AU, Fancy Party AU (thing?)

  • The Underground

    James and Lily are doing the fluffy things. Muggle AU, Mass Transit AU (lol not a thing?), Coffee Shop AU. This was supposed to be a one-shot, but my best friend is annoyingly convincing (and also I'm complete Jily trash). Now it's a multi-chap.

  • Sofa-king Fit

    Two new people move in across the hall and Lily gets locked out. Based on the "oops we have to share a bed" trope. One-shot

  • Dive

    Another Ed Sheeran inspired fic - James is in a band, Lily is thirsty af. Muggle AU, Met in a Pub AU (a thing?), Smut.

  • Supermarket Flowers

    James' parents have died and he has no idea how to handle it.

  • Hearts Don't Break Around Here

    Another Ed Sheeran inspired fic about just how much Lily loves my favourite spectacled nerd. Happy birthday, James Potter.

  • If

    Very angsty fic where I, for some reason, pretend that Jily can see end-of-OotP Harry from beyond the grave.

  • Perfect

    James Potter is a lovesick fool and I can't stop listening to Ed Sheeran.

  • Boning Wars

    James once accidentally walked in on Remus and Sirius in a very intimate moment. Sirius is determined to pay them back. All hell breaks loose. So called because @professor-riddikulus couldn't think of anything punnier and I happen to find this title childishly amusing.

  • Castle on the Hill

    The Marauders like to sit by the lake and talk about the future.

  • We Can Be Better: A Presidential Story

    Trump is a pile of garbage, luckily we know the perfect duo to take him down. Potter/Black 2020. This is the story of that tumultuous campaign. Co-authored with professor-riddikulus.