Sansa: She was his first love - Margaery: She was his dream - Joffrey's two loves, in two prose poems.

King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]

Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?

Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)

It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)

Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)

In the midst of the war, Malfoy Manor is being used to house prisoners and this includes the Golden Trio. Draco is bored and has had enough Merlot to be bold. He decides he must find Granger and when he does locate her, he unleashes his ugliest side in order to satiate a deeper thirst. [Warning. Rated M. Read the author's note.]

Dudley is a good man with bad roots. (Darkfic. Short story. Originally written in 2007.)

Draco Malfoy was good at many things. Writing love letters just wasn't one of them. (One-shot. SadisticDraco/implied MasochisticHermione)

Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.

And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.

Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.

Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.