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  • Who Brings Their Pets To Transfiguration?

    After the lesson where they learned more about the Chamber of Secrets than actually turning animals into water goblets, wouldn't Ron've had to ask Professor McGonagall to un-Transfigure his rat?

  • Echo the Absurd

    Harry came to suddenly, his entire body protesting the return to consciousness. Pushing himself off the steering wheel, he glanced over at the passenger seat. His heart stopped. Teddy was gone.

  • When You're Older

    Oneshot. James, Sirius, and Peter have been avoiding Remus for a while now, and Remus is starting to worry he'll be abandoned. What are the three of them up to and why are they trying to distract Remus with some stupid map project?

  • The Downside of Being a Seahorse

    While researching Animagi transformations, Sirius looks up a strange creature that he would most certainly NOT like to transform into. Then the Marauders have a fun conversation about male pregnancy.

  • Anywhere But There

    Sirius, desperate to stay away from his relatives over the winter holidays, makes an unorthodox bid for freedom with the help of his friends.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Goblet of Fire

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains so many loopholes one could use to survive the tournament, Hermione refusing to listen to anyone talking logically about anything, and Merlin the Second Task is stupid.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Philosopher's Stone

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains mostly nitpicking, the occasional funny aside, and an in-depth questioning of some of the actions made by the supposedly responsible authority figures of Hogwarts.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Deathly Hallows

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains everyone on both sides not being nearly as smart as they could've been, important and talented characters being constantly underutilized even when we just learned important things about them, and Hermione being continuously wrong about everything.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Half-Blood Prince

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains debate over whether using the highlighted sections in an old textbook counts as cheating, a mass of unfortunate implications, and everyone refusing to believe that Voldemort could use a teenager to spy on his two greatest enemies, one of which is also a teenager.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Order of the Phoenix

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains Voldemort's dumbest plan to date, Dumbledore always having the best ideas all the time, and I'm reasonably sure that Harry had an untreated concussion the whole time.

  • Familial Issues

    Ron tried to calm George down after the shop closed one day, and Hermione called her parents. Neither endeavor went very well. At least they have each other to commiserate with.

  • Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban

    Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Includes the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.

  • By Any Other Name

    Oneshot. A conversation with a coworker makes Tonks suddenly realize that she's starting to have feelings for a certain member of the Order of the Phoenix. Beginnings of RL/NT, possibly canon-compliant-ish.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 8

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes the battle to end all battles essentially taking place at a high school, everyone we love dying in horrible ways, and apparently Remus had a kid or something.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 7

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes the filmmakers actually going back to being as true to the book as they could, the kids finally learning how to act, and HOW THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THE GODRIC'S HOLLOW GRAVEYARD SCENE.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 6

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes everyone wondering how it got a PG rating in the States, the most pointless scene in the history of ever, and the filmmakers trying harder to be "funny" and "romantic" instead of having a plot.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 1

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Contains characters pointing out plot holes, some random bouts of randomness, and lots of kitties.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 5

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes adults being creepier than usual, the most hated character in the entire septology becoming even more repulsive, and Daniel Radcliffe's distinct lack of hair.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 2

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Contains lots of references to the rest of the films/books in the series, random alliteration for no reason, and Dobby mutilating himself in horrible ways.

  • Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: Film 3

    Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes many many pointless scenes, massive confusion caused by the scenery and cast changes, AND THE FREAKING MARAUDER BACKSTORY.