He arched one back, and threw in a smirk, "When was the last time you had cake?" As her eyes glazed over and her mouth dropped open to silently ponder this, he chuckled and stepped out the door, "Stay safe, Granger."

A collection of one-shots revolving around the Holy Twin and the Brain of the Golden Trio.

Because we're all like that deep down inside. Hermione just let it bubble up for a moment.

Hermione and Tom are gangsters, but they find that they have much more in common than at first meeting. AU

When the moon fell in love with the sun, all was golden in the sky, all was golden in the sky when the day met the night. Seamus and Hermione never thought that they'd be next door neighbors, let alone friends. And such liars they are.

If Frank were gay, that'd be okay. I mean, 'cause hey, we like him anyway. And Sirius will always be beside him everyday, to tell him it's okay, he was just born that way, and as we say, it's in you're DNA, you're gay! But Frank's not gay! If he WERE gay!

Yes - tis I! Doing a commentary on the fanfiction we all try not to be like! "My Immortal!" T for language - but you wouldn't have it any other way.

Hermione Granger starts her new life after the war working as a secretary for the Ministry. But she finds herself in much more trouble than she asked for when her new boss is none other than Draco Malfoy.

"What was that for?" Luna asked, already reaching into his pocket to twine his gloved hand with hers. "Making sure I still had a butt," he mumbled. TwinExchange, 100th fanfiction! T for safety

Gryffindor and Slytherin rivalry go way back, back to when they were building the school. And Rowena is very, very sick of it.

The story of how George finally realized that he wasn't just 'a Weasley twin' anymore, through the help of one Hermione Granger.

Ron keeps singing a song. Hermione ends up doing something about it.

"Remind me to thank Fred and Lee for trapping us in here." "Or we could screw with all of their heads instead." "I knew there was a reason I love you."

James Potter has decided that Lily Evans is brilliant at anything she tries.

"Hermione," Draco sighed, looking at her admonishingly, "Don't you know it's wrong to lie?" What happens when Peeves spills water all over Hermione - and her very translucent white shirt?

I raise my head and arch my eyebrow at him. He is indeed grinning. Stupid jerk, tormenting me with my own hippo. He will pay...someday. I'll turn his own hair lavender, which is a very girly color. I tell him this and he beams. Stupid Potter...