Ron rounded on her, 'What do you have to say for yourself Hermione Granger' 'Damn muggle camping' she exclaimed. FWHG oneshot. Pure hilarity.

Not the words you would think. Funny Dramione oneshot with Ron and Harry bashing and serious Snape fun. Rating for my creative use of the word F... Enjoy.

“Harry could be dead by the end of the year, Ron and I have never been close…I hate to say it Malfoy,” she sniffed, “But your hatred is the most constant thing in my life.” Short oneshot. Rated for course language.

I did it...I killed Harry Potter' she gasped at her sudden realisation, 'No you didn't,' he looked over to her, 'You're Hermione freaking Granger.' Oneshot. The savior of the wizarding world is dead. Someone must be held accountable.

You know the deal Granger, as soon as he finds out, it's over,' she looked at him in horror as he closed the door on her, 'Please Malfoy, he'll kill me, you know he will' he shrugged his shoulders in nonchalance, 'Not my problem mudblood.' Dark oneshot.

What if Draco doesn't hate his life with his pureblooded wife and son, what if he would wish for nothing more. Oneshot. DMOC. NOT A DRAMIONE. A small moment in time for this small family.

There are some moments that are especially significant to a man in love. Dramione. Oneshot. DMAG RWHG SMRW.

Lucius sees something extraordinary in Diagon Alley, what will he do. Dramione Draco/Hermione. Oneshot

She chose her path, she made the decision, but there'll always be that...what if? DH Compliant. Oneshot.

“We can't do this Malfoy,” she stood up, “Well, why not.” 20 years into the war Draco and Hermione get a chance to experience the normalcy one misses when they spend most of their life at war. Not DH compliant. Oneshot.

I will kill peeves!" he exclaimed as he tumbled down the stairs and landed right underneath the enchanted misteltoe. Sexy Funny Christmas Oneshot.

Title is self explanatory. A humor fic written for Sarahyyy as a challenge. High rating because of language a one slight lemon. Oneshot, there will be no sequel.

It was all a lie because love isn’t beautiful and people aren’t lovely and princes aren’t gallant, and here I am, soaked to the skin, in the middle of the road. Dramione oneshot. Hermione's POV. Challenge from SeanEmma4Evr.

Diagon Alley is a very mysterious place. What happens when, in a chance encounter, two enemies turned reluctant friends start to talk in the rain? And what happens when a certain brown haired Gryffindor is wearing a white shirt in said rain? Oneshot. DMHG

She looked outraged, 'I hope you drown' she exclaimed, he looked confused for a second until she pushed him and he lost his footing on the mud and fell backwards, arms flailing, into the lake. DMHG. Oneshot.

You're probably wondering how I got this way, carrying the mudblood tenderly through the school. You know what? So am I. In the midst of war Hermione Granger commits an act of startling nobility that goes unnoticed by most of her friends. Lots of language

It's been three years to the day and now I am knocking on her door. 'I've been watching you for a while Hermione.' Now I feel like an outsider in her life, an intruder. And in just one hour I had prospectively ruined her life as she knew it. Oneshot.

Ron decides to pronouce his love for Hermione, little does he know his brother, or brothers, beat him to the punch. Adult Themes. Oneshot.

And as the bed she was on wheeled through a door she caught a glimpse of the signage, 'Maternity'. 'No there's got to be some kind of mix up,' she explained, 'I can't be pregnant, I simply can't be.' Dark, not for sensitive readers, rape scene.

Hermione is getting married, who to? read to find out. HINT: not my usual pairing. Oneshot.