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  • The Shadow Doll

    Narcissa's thoughts before her marriage.

  • A Wand, A Rat And A Place To Stay

    At the end of PoA, Sirius is in need of a few things. And who better to get them for him than Mundungus Fletcher?

  • Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts

    Alex Thompson. Alex bloody Thompson. A Ravenclaw, smarter, better looking, funnier, tall, dark and handsome. Bloody hell, it’s a wonder she ever went out with me in the first place. Rose/Scorpius, Rose/OC, mild Teddy/James. For the 'I never' challenge.

  • Waiting for the End

    Near the end of PoA, before Harry and Hermione manage to help Sirius escape, Sirius had to persuade Dumbledore that he was in fact telling the truth. Sorry for the terrible title .

  • Liar Liar

    Peter's thoughts as he betrays his best friends. For Kitty East's 25 Challenge.

  • Craving Heartbreak

    Albert is simply going about his business - taking care of the graveyard at Godric's Hollow - when a man and his dog walk in and confuse him a little.

  • Slowdancing in a Burning Room

    In the middle of a vicious war, one couple reconciles just long enough to dance one song. Can be interpreted as any couple you like really.

  • No Envy No Fear

    Written for the Playlist Challenge. Why Sirius hated his family.

  • Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad

    They'd given him a choice. He chose badly. RLBL drabble. Warning: reference to rape.

  • The Great Alarm Clock Slaughter of 1979

    Written for the Gilmore Girls Challenge, Lily is tired and makes a little slip in front of her husband. JPLE

  • Zircon

    Angsty drabble from Sirius's POV set during OotP. Written for the Gem Challenge

  • In the Family Way

    Remus has a bit of an odd conversation with his boyfriend...Marauder era, written for the Phobia Challenge. RLSB slash. All dialogue

  • Our Souls Won't Be Exhumed

    Remus struggles to deal with Sirius's death. RLSB

  • Here's the Sex Pistols

    Harry discovers some very...interesting photos when cleaning out Sirius's old room. Post-DH, HPGW, HGRW, SBRL and LEJP.

  • You Wake Up Hungover

    Sirius has developed a drinking problem while cooped up at Grimmauld Place. Prequel to 'You Wake Up Early'. SBRL

  • You Wake Up Early

    Sequel to 'You Wake Up Slowly'. Remus wakes up early to go on a mission for the Order, he tried not to wake Sirius. SBRL

  • I Hate the Stars

    A sequel to 'So I Ran'. Remus finds Sirius alone on top of the Astronomy tower, staring at the stars. References to one-sided SBJP slash, rated for language

  • You Wake Up Slowly

    Sequel to 'You Wake Up Screaming'. Sirius wakes up the next morning, in the second person again. SBRL

  • I Love You

    Random little bit of fluff. Sirius takes a little more of a potion than is really necessary. Meant to be read as pre-slash SiriusRemus but it's up to you really. Marauder era. Rated for a little bit of bad language

  • His Best Friend's Wedding

    Nothing to do with the film. Sirius and Snape get talking at the Potters' wedding. Snape's POV. Onesided SBJP and SSLE