A hungry Harry Potter unconsciously defeats a Dark Lord after stepping off a lift. (Time travel AU. OOC. Harry Potter x Fantastic Beast crossover. Humor/Parody).

Another day brings another educational decree. Or in which Umbridge takes a different approach from canon in an effort to stop Harry Potter from saying that Lord Voldemort aka You-Know-Who aka He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back. (Instead of using blood-quills). One-shot inspired by "The Wonderful O" by James Thurber.

For once, Harry wishes Hermione would stop reading. For once, Ron thinks books are the greatest thing ever. For once, Severus Snape approves of the disruption. A Harry Potter re-write of James Thurber's "The Princess and The Tin Box". Humor/Parody AU. Complete.

The one with the long winded speech. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete. Inspired by Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension.

The one with the power the Dark Lord knows not. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.

The one with the overheard secret conversation. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.

The one with the trip to the bank. Parody/Humor. AU. OC. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.

The one about betrayal. Parody/Humor. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.

Stuck together for years with only each other as company, Harry Potter and Tom Riddle prove that the best way to destroy enemies is to make them friends. This is a story of an impossible truce and finding love. Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. AU. OOC. One-shot. Contains Male-Male sexual content. (Pairings: HP/CS, TR/EC)

Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete. Harry works for the ICW and is sent to Forks to investigate the increase in vampire activity in the area. Inspired by Dinnerladies series 2 episode 1 "Catering" and the character of 'Philippa.'

The one where Harry is forced to get married. But he, Hermione and Ron have it all figured out. AU. OOC. HP/HG/RW. Humor. One-shot. Complete.

What happens when you summon a reluctant hero to vanquish the Dark Lord? Confusion and singing that's what. AU. OOC. Mentions slash but not the point of the story.

In which Tom Riddle, the current DADA Professor at Hogwarts and a once loyal follower of the Dark Lord, is befriended by no other than the father of the Girl-Who-Lived. (Friendship Only, No Slash, Author is only posting to archive story so temper your expectations.)

Hogwarts graduation is right around the corner and Harry wants the freedom to finally live his life on his terms. (A sort of response to the manipulative Dumbledore fanfiction trope.) No pairing. AU. OOC. One Shot. Completed.

Harry Potter goes on holiday, follow on his adventure. Time Travel. MOD!Harry. No Paring.

One-shot. Dedicated to all the fanfictions that piss me off. Specifically the AU ones where Harry spends years away from the magical world, is found, forced to come back and do whatever the Ministry or Dumbledore wants, and he goes along with it. Like a moron. Big middle finger to that. This is basically my hard-headed response to that situation.

HP/SS. Slash. AU. OCC. OC. Ignores canon. All characters are out of character, deal with it. This is a story about two people meeting and the relationship that flourishes.

Stand alone, INCOMPLETE, HP AU, OC, OOC, Contains Slash M/M. Part of the original draft for my Shadow Walker story (Inspired by the teachings of Kabbalah). Will not be completed. HP/SS, HP/LL.

Stand alone one-shot. Harry's Hogwart letter goes un-answered. How do the professors react? (I do not plant to expand this into a full story, it was an fleeting chapter for another story but decided to leave it out).

Harry does not grow-up with the Dursley. This is Years 1-7 Rewrite. COMPLETE. A/N: I wrote this solely for the last scene so I skip a lot because I don't have the patience to actually rewrite all seven books. Some character bashing. Kind of a cross over. No romance or coupling. Rating mostly due to the subjects of death and grieving.