Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.
Once upon a time, there was an old man. This old man liked to manipulate people. He pissed a lot of people off doing this... A random, fairytalelike oneshot. Contains trace amounts of slash.
“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.
Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
The wizarding world has a problem. Someone’s kidnapped Harry Potter. Because of this, Voldemort and Dumbledore have called a truce. Remus, Lucius, Sirius, Severus, Fred, George, Percy, Hermione and Draco have to save him so the world can go back to norm
Ron's doing something. But no one really knows what. Apparantly it has something to do with Peter Pettigrew. This fic involves Screaming Snape, Hysterically Crying Harry and Draco, an Andalite Narrator, general insanity, Remus and Sirius in Hawaii........
Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.
Dumbledore has gone completely loony and decided to have an inter-house exchange between Gryffindor and Slytherin Sixth Years. Remus takes anger management pills and is a chocoholic. This involves pranks, annoyed Slytherins, a pink tutu, and Peter torture
Before Fifth year, Harry Potter vanished. Coming back a year later, he meets his real father. Halfway through sixth year he returns to Hogwarts as his half-brother’s cousin. Where did Harry go? Who’s the assassin?? And what’s a Mediator???
Ron and Hermione witness Harry's disappearance in a flash of silver light. 14 months later he's back, and he obviously knows more than he's letting on. Then a meeting in Dumbledore's office reveals that Voldemort is an evil spirit possessing Tom Riddle.
James, Remus, Sirius, Peter and Lily are locked in the Transfiguration Classroom with Severus, Lucius,. Narcissa, Damien and Daniel. Whatever will they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare, of course! And DOES SNAPE WASH HIS HAIR?
Harry was Re-Sorted by his own request after being missing for a year. Hermione returns the Diary of the Founders to him, and in the process she and Draco discover the connection between Harry, Remus, the Founders, Tom Riddle and Voldemort. Slash. HP/RL
The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.