It's the first of September, but Hermione isn't at their new school. That's not like her. Maybe she's sick or something.

Raven takes Charles' form to pick up girls at bars. It's unethical, and he'd kill her if he found out, but it's fun. Until the stranger in the turtleneck thinks she is Charles, that is

Armando is actually not dead, and he's still in love with Alex. Thing is, Alex is with Hank now. And Pietro Maximoff has his eyes on our resident furry scientist, plus Charles is pining over Erik, and somehow amidst all that there's an attack from the brotherhood, a teleporting baby, and some serious UST.

There are no invisible rats in this story. There is, however, a drugged and hallucinating Magneto, a cranky Charles, and a pretty shocking revelation about our favourite stuttering scientist.

It's the zombie apocalypse, which means Magneto is handing out guns and getting dangerous. But what's he supposed to do when it's his own son who gets bitten?

"I have a son," Erik says from the rubble. He truly is the master of dramatic entrances. or, That time Erik got wasted and crashed into the side of the mansion.

Post-DOFP. Kitty Pryde travels back to 1974, where she meets Pietro. Maybe that wasn't a good idea.

XMFC. Erik, as a rule, doesn't eat much.

Post-Cuba. Magneto returns to the Xavier mansion one night for a game of chess, but gets a markedly different reception than the one he was expecting.

On their recruiting trip, Erik and Charles' chess board is stolen by a kleptomaniac mutant, but Erik has a plan to get his hands on one, for the night at least.

Several characters muse on events in First Class, and the things they should have said but never did. Bits of post-cuba, but mainly mansion fic.

There's disadvantages to being a mutant. Raven realised early on that she can't have kids, and she has to make her peace with that.

Mansion!fic, First Class. While the children play Truth or Dare - poor Hank- Erik realises some truths about himself.

Mansion!fic during First Class. Erik does not want the others to see the tattoo of numbers that has been inked into his arm for as long as he can remember- he will not have children pitying him.

One-shot. Post-Cuba. Erik struggles with the idea that there isn't always wheelchair access for Charles.

First Class fic. After an explosion in Hank's lab - Sean's fault, of course - Charles and Erik gain new aspects to their powers.

The scenes the show doesn't show.

AU where 'Out Of Gas' ends differently. The shuttles are still gone, and now that Mal has gone the engine running again he's forced to make a choice. Which shuttle is he going to go after first?

Hannibal meets Effie Trinket in a bar, and they talk about murder.

Janine and her brother Jim plot Sherlock's downfall, and it seems Janine has a penchant for wearing men's shirts in the morning.