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  • The Function of a Rubber Duck

    A look at missing scenes from HP2 The Burrow. Intended to be taken lightly and all material not in the book is made up with 100% guarantee of inaccuracy. No pairing - written for a prompt.

  • It Never Happened

    Completely AU silly crack!fic. So, implied Snape/Regulus but not really unless you squint (I don't do slash, it happened by accident). Orion Black-centric. Rated for safety - written for a prompt

  • Learning to Fly

    AU Blaise/Angelina set of drabbles and one-shot ficlets. Written for prompts, will be updated every two weeks or so. M-rating for some chapters: you have been warned. This is probably gonna be another odd collection of fics, no promises

  • Sacrifice

    Regulus Arcturus Black is no hero. But he does something heroic, even if he's not remembered properly for it except by a house-elf no one else adores. Reg is a hero whose story deserves to be told. This is my take on it. Rated for safety. No pairing - written for a prompt

  • White Hibiscus

    Snape has to deal with Aurora on Minerva's orders. Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall pairing. A bit of Sinistra-bashing, sorry. Rated T for safety. Because some people just don't read labels... WARNING: OOC may abound as this is definitely a silly AU fic. Written for a prompt gifted to me by the honourable and fair bubblecloudz :)

  • Hufflepuffs Aren't Keepers

    AU slight crack!fic Angelina and Snape (because there's not enough of them) and friendly Angelina/Cedric (because it could've been). What happens when Angelina and Cedric are paired up together? Why is Snape acting so un-Snapeish? Why does OOC abound? Because it's AU silly. Read at your own risk - written for a prompt

  • Writing Speeches

    AU Miles Bletchley has been prepared all his life. Except for this moment. How can he write a speech for his father's funeral? Only one woman can help him - by saying she can't help him. Implied Bletchley/Johnson and one-sided Montague/Johnson (guess why lol) Rated for language - written for a prompt

  • Playing Games

    Ron/Pansy fluff drabble. Ron gets detention and Pansy seeks revenge - written for a prompt

  • I am?

    AU Fenrir Greyback wakes up - with total loss of memory. Throw in a thoroughly displeased Dark Lord, and mayhem ensues! Rated for abuse and language

  • About Time

    Another canon-compliant fic. My take on how Frank proposed to Alice. Written for a prompt - fluff abounds!

  • Pureblood Safehouse

    AU Montague finds safety with Angelina and Lee in the rebellion against You-Know-Who. Written for a prompt. Marked incomplete for now, may add to it later. No pairings unless your die-hard OTP is mentioned XD Rated for safety

  • Gryffindor Courage

    A look at Neville and his parents. Some AU/fictional events leading up to Neville's first year at Hogwarts and how he found his courage (examines possible reasons for his 10 points, winning Gryffindor the House Cup circa 1991).

  • Tongue-Tied Heaven

    Lee/Angelina one-shot ficlet because they need loving. Written for a prompt. Fluff, cotton candy and more cuteness abounds when Fred and George make bets on Lee

  • The Executioner

    Possibly AU look at Macnair's first time in Azkaban following the fall of the Dark Lord circa 1980. Mentions of other characters, but they don't feature. Some use of OCs. No pairing - written for a prompt. Rated for somewhat graphic detail, violence and gore, and language. This is similar to my usual style, just add more gore and blood instead of fluff

  • Minerva's Midnight Madhouse

    Slight crack!fic written for a prompt. What if two people switched bodies? What if Snape thinks his Lockhart...and Lockhart thinks he's Snape? Enter Minerva, who attempts to solve this problem. Poor Minerva... What advice can Albus give her? No pairing

  • Lord Voldemort Had a Cow

    Slight crack!fic/parody/humour attempt written for a prompt. What happened before Lord Voldemort entered the Forbidden Forest to meet Harry? Lord Voldemort took inspiration from a sassy cloud...

  • Impossible

    Lil George/Angelina ficlet based off the song prompt Blink 182's "I Miss You". Canon-compliant if you're a die-hard George/Angelina shipper. Rated for language and implied impossible things...

  • Black Widow

    AU interpretation of Mrs. Zabini. My take on how her seven husbands died. Written for a prompt. Multiple Zabini/OC pairings, not my usual style, but a fun challenge nonetheless. Rated for implied content and language

  • Bella and Roddy

    Bella and Roddy sittin' in a tree... oh wait, this is a summary xD right. AU Bellatrix/Rodolphus: Rabastan wants to play Quidditch and enlists the help of Bella and Cissy to get Roddy as Keeper. Fluff. Rated for language. Written for a prompt

  • Why?

    AU Oliver/Cho ficlet. Written for a prompt