Blaise Zabini takes Scorpius Malfoy to a Christmas Eve book reading. Scorpius enjoys the book, but Blaise finds himself rather taken by the author.

"Did I just get dumped for a salad?" OR How Blaise Zabini accidentally lands a date with his childhood crush, Dean Thomas.

This Harpies match ends with an unexpected surprise. OR: How Ginny Weasley put a ring on it.

This illness is Draco's deepest secret, his darkest shame, and it will get worse before it gets better.

It's not cheating if they never touch.

Blaise Zabini fills in for Draco at Scorpius's parent-teacher conference and falls head over heels in love. Slight problem: Dean won't date the (god)parent of a student.

"I dare you to kiss the next man who walks through the door."

Blaise, Dean, and a kiss in the rain.

Dean Thomas is an early riser, and Blaise certainly is not.

Blaise Zabini doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball, but he *does* have a crush on Dean Thomas.

Blaise and Dean adopt a son.

Blaise Zabini doesn't like Quidditch, but he definitely likes Dean Thomas.

Blaise Zabini gives Lavender Brown seven roses.

Harry Potter falls in love with Draco Malfoy's wife but refuses to act on it.

It's Christmas Eve, Dean has been acting weird, and Blaise puts the pieces together about two seconds before Dean drops down to one knee.

Slytherins can't get into the Gryffindor common room, so Draco comes up with another way to get Hermione's attention. (Or: "Say Anything" but with snowballs because wizards don't have boomboxes.)

This isn't an illness Draco can tell someone about. It is his deepest secret, his darkest shame, and it will get worse before it gets better. However, even when things seem impossible to overcome, Draco trusts Hermione Granger with all of it.

Astoria gifts Draco an Amortentia candle and Draco has a very inconvenient realization.

Why does Daphne Greengrass keep dying?

Harry Potter indulged two guilty pleasures in one day: Quidditch and Draco Malfoy.