After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.

Sequel to 'Doctor What' Ginny and ‘the Doctor,’ aka Harry, are now wanderers in the fourth dimension, intertemporal tourists, occasional heroes, trouble-magnets and sources of weirdness in the lives of everyone they encounter…

“That’s not fair,” Harry said quietly. Because there’s more than one way to look at what happened with Grindelwald and the Dumbledores, and maybe it wasn’t all Albus’ fault.

One of Albus and Rose’s experiments goes horribly amiss, and something’s wrong with Lily. Lily, meanwhile, has found herself in another universe, full of strangers and people she knows to be dead. WIP

It's not every day you realise you're Merlin reincarnated. Even if your name is Harry Potter.

Two strange children make a pact. Years later they meet at Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Non-canon. WIP.

The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.

A Fallen angel is given a chance at redemption. Sent in mortal form on a mission to right a situation he created, can the one now known as Harry Potter fulfil their task and regain what they lost at their Fall? AU. WIP.

“…this is old magic, I should have remembered it, I was foolish to overlook it…” Lily's son was in danger. Now only old magic could protect her child... PreHalloween 1981. Oneshot.

Oneshot. As textualsphinx noted in “A Sorting Song by Severus”, the most popular Sorting Hat song in recent times was written by Cameron Jordon… Complete.

Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.

Professor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.

Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.

AU. After someone spikes the pumpkin juice, Hogwarts prefect Hermione tries to get to the bottom of it, while Harry, Hogwarts own Godfather, does his own investigating. Seer!Luna, Enforcer!Dobby,OnStrike!elves and more. Crack!fic. WIP ON HOLD

Draco has decided that Harry is his mate. Harry has other ideas. Can he outsmart the conspiracy to get them together? NOT DracoHarry. WIP ON HOLD

When Voldemort's orphaned eleven year old daughter ends up travelling the world in a doubledecker bus with wizard hitchhikers, you know it's gonna be fun. Very weird crack!fic. ABANDONED unless inspiration strikes.

Harry's grown up, is married to Ginny and has one child, Lily Molly Potter. He's subject to odd fits of possession while she takes after Tom Riddle. Add one haughty snake and one Hogwarts letter and you have: pandemonium. Crack!fic. ABANDONED

Sixth Year. Harry has defeated Voldemort. Now he has to look after Tom Riddle, lead a campaign for interhouse unity, and work out his feelings for Ginny... ABANDONED. Being rewritten very differently in 'Divergence'.