Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?

Percy accidently become involved with a group seeking to destroy the Order of the Phoenix and must decide where he stands in the war.

What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.

Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.

Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.

J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.

Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.

Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.

Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?